My Confessions

By ellspar -16 January 2013
58 Comments
- Football

In the spirit of all the truthfulness going around thanks to Teo, i have a few confessions i feel i should share:

I told my girlfriend when we first started dating that i was a casual Ohio State fan, as opposed to the "reserve every time slot during the fall when ohio state is playing" rabid variety.

I told everyone at the beginning of the season that i thought OSU would go 10-2, even though i always think we will go undefeated at the beginning every year (even 2010).

I told my sister in law who is a Michigan fan that i thought brady hoke is a good coach.

I told my cousin's who are Notre Dame fans that i thought they might be able to beat Alabama in the championship game.

These are all the lies i told this past year... feel free to share yours

703Buckeye on 16 Jan 2013 - 10:43pm #

"I told my sister in law who is a Michigan fan that i thought brady hoke is a good coach."

What a dirty. dirty lie.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

Squirrel Master on 16 Jan 2013 - 11:17pm #

I farted in the elevator and blamed someone else.

Early in the year I lied that I quit smoking. I did eventually but was such a lie at the time.

I told my boss I completed a job when I actually blew it completely off. Never got done but no way to prove it didn't.

Phillips.449 on 16 Jan 2013 - 11:29pm #

Damn 11W site making us all unproductive at work!

Phillips.449 on 16 Jan 2013 - 11:19pm #

I told my family that I was rooting for UC in several football games this past fall when I truely am ALWAYS rooting for whomever is playing them.
I rooted for AACC in thier bowl game against SC, but then came to my senses and really enjoyed watching helmets fly.

TheBadOwl on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:34am #

Oh my god, I HATE UC, and I tell all of my friends there that I casually cheer for them.

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

toad1204 on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:17am #

Its ok UC fans lose interest after the second quarter anyhow.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...

osu_chris on 16 Jan 2013 - 11:35pm #

I told someone this post was funny...

Totally kidding. I got a laugh out of your lies. I actually told a former girlfriend the same thing about my fandom... needless to say we did not make it through the fall

Buckeyevstheworld on 16 Jan 2013 - 11:55pm #

Why would people lie about their fandom? I've made it clear to everyone I know how much I love tOSU. Heck, it's gotten me into a few arguments with my ex over it.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

osu_chris on 17 Jan 2013 - 1:54am #

For the same reason I once told a woman that I coined the phrase "pardon my french."

Buckeyevstheworld on 17 Jan 2013 - 5:48am #

For a nice conversation? lol

Wait, did she believe it?

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

MN Buckeye on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:02am #

Whenever I hear, "My Confessions", I think about the Weird Al Yankovic version.

Sorry, I just joined today; don't have a link

buckz4evr on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:49am #

My latest confession....I had to check to see if you just joined today to make sure you weren't lying.

OSUBias on 17 Jan 2013 - 1:28pm #

Welcome! That makes at least 3 of us from the great state of MN.

When told OSU set school record for 50+ games this year, UFM said "That's good. We're gonna break that next year."

kareemabduljacobb on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:49am #

Every girlfriend I have I tell them I don't smoke weed or cigs. Which are both lies. Although I barely chief up anymore, I'm trying to quit smoking cigs haha... How'd you do it Squirrel Master?

Oh, and believe it or not Chris Webber used to be my favorite player in the NBA... Used to love the Kings. Terrible, I know.

Phillips.449 on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:59am #

I loved Webber the day he called his timeout!

Baroclinicity on 17 Jan 2013 - 6:47am #

I like cats.

And...

"In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog!

Alhan on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:19am #

Do the truffle shuffle!!!

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

kareemabduljacobb on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:13pm #

tennbuckeye19 on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:35pm #

"Me Sloth, Love Chunk."

buckeye76BHop on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:56am #

I have to admit...I did the same thing with my wife. I told her I wasn't a fanatic when it comes to sports (and especially OSU football). I didn't think she had an inkling that I'd be attending at least two OSU games a year;-)

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

harleymanjax on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:33am #

Forgive me father for I have sinned..............

I once slept with a Michigan girl!

"Because I couldn't go for 3"

Poison nuts on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:41am #

I really need forgiveness then - I married one!

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

buckeyefan808 on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:30pm #

I guess even girls from *ichigan need real men.

BuckeyesMJ on 17 Jan 2013 - 7:37pm #

Back in August I posted on Facebook that I was having an affair with Manti's girlfriend

GoldenBearBuckeye on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:25pm #

I AM Manti's girlfriend

buckeybowhunter on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:23pm #

Priceless.

otrain2416 on 17 Jan 2013 - 9:36pm #

I told Brady Hoke he didn't look like a fat slob in the jeans he was wearing

GoldenBearBuckeye on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:14am #

I AM Brady Hoke

biggy84 on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:28am #

I told women that i wasn't a dick.

Killer nuts on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:35am #

I think this is where Goldenbear says "I AM a dick"...sorry, couldn't resist

GoldenBearBuckeye on 18 Jan 2013 - 2:45am #

You got me

Nkohl13 on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:32am #

I shaved the dog and glued the hair to my nut sack so I could look like a man.

burkmon on 18 Jan 2013 - 2:47pm #

You made me spit out my drink. I could totally see my 3 boys doing something like this when they were younger.

Doc on 19 Jan 2013 - 2:29pm #

Cartman is that you?

Jason Staff on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:32pm #

I would hate Aaron Craft if he played for any other team.

Hail to the Victors is an amazing fight song. It's a shame it's wasted on that team.

I once thought Rod Smith would be a 1,000 yard back by now.

I'm bracing myself for a second round exit in the NCAA tournament.

I don't think ESPN is the devil.

I'm not a huge fan of the "O-H".... "I-O" greetings fans throw at each other. It's basically "Roll Tide" without the twang.

[Ducks]

[Leaves booth]

GoldenBearBuckeye on 18 Jan 2013 - 2:42pm #

Craft insight is brilliant.

I like C deck the best and I don't always trust Urban.

TheHannimal on 20 Jan 2013 - 8:27pm #

THANK YOU. Don't get me wrong, I bleed scarlet and gray, went to Ohio State for a long time, born and raised a buckeye, etc blah blah blah...but I do not like the O-H...I-O greeting. Never have never will. I equate it to teams whose fans use cow bells. Feels good to get that odd my chest.

BME_Buckeye on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:46pm #

I use to tell all the girls who wore the same outfit (UGS, spadex leggings, shirt) I thought they look hott!

You tell the SEC when they can learn to read and write, then they can figure out what we're doing. - Gordon Gee

dancorona5 on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:15pm #

I always cry when gerry is in the hospital in Remember the Titans

UrbanWoodrowEar... on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:20pm #

I killed a man in Reno...(just to watch him die.)

hodge on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:21pm #

When you hear that whistle blowin', do you hang your head and cry?

[guitar solo]

BuckeyeSki on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:41pm #

I told someone I care about OSU basketball

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

burkmon on 18 Jan 2013 - 2:52pm #

I hate the new D deck

I sometimes wear a Florida Gators t-shirt when I am boating in Florida (It has both UF and OSU on it and it keeps the snide comments away)

I dislike cats with a passion, but buy my BFs kittys toys at the store when I'm getting my dogs stuff.

I told my family that the karaoke machine in our basement was broken just so I wouldn't have to hear my relatives sing the same songs for the 6th year in a row until midnight. My 16 yr old ratted me out, btw.

Phillips.449 on 18 Jan 2013 - 9:48pm #

The karaoke confession made me roll! :)

buckeye76BHop on 18 Jan 2013 - 8:01pm #

I can't stop looking at her when she's on my screen....just thought I'd add that;-)

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

Doc on 19 Jan 2013 - 2:35pm #

I think the "Bad Idea" girl would be a bad idea.

brandonbauer87 on 18 Jan 2013 - 8:12pm #

I once put an ohio state outfit on my dog.

I think Deshaun Thomas is a hinderence to this team.

I was a Celtics fan before they drafted sullinger.

I buy regular tickets at the shoe and sneak into the student section.

I let the dogs out.

Buckman on 18 Jan 2013 - 8:29pm #

I am married to a Michigan woman. We had an agreement that if we had boys they would be raised Buckeye fans. And if we had girls they would be raised scUM fans.

Well over nine years we have produced twin boys(five years old) and we have another boy in the oven.

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

JACK TATUM

Phillips.449 on 18 Jan 2013 - 9:49pm #

^^^^WINNER!

UncleBuck on 18 Jan 2013 - 9:08pm #

I am the one that all of Taylor Swift's songs are about. Sorry bout that.

I have a conspiracy theory that they design chapsticks, so that they fall out of pockets.

I am part of an organization that rigs the NBA draft.

I got a letter from Hogwarts.

I play poker with Tupac, Jim Morrison, and Elvis every Thursday.

I smoked weed with Johnny Hopkins.

I think I can beat up Chuck Norris.

My dad could beat up any of your dads.

RoyWalley on 19 Jan 2013 - 11:09am #

Are these supposed to be funny posts ?

Northbrook on 19 Jan 2013 - 1:44pm #

Uh, wut?

Citrus on 19 Jan 2013 - 2:23pm #

I couldn't bring myself to apply for TTUN's law school even though it is pretty damn good.

When I was 4, my mom was clearing ice from the wind sheild. I put the car in gear and it slammed into the neighbor's fence. I blamed it on my sister. Sadly over time my sister has come to believe that she did it.

I snuck into a movie with a girl when I was 19 so that she thought I was cool. I later went back and paid for tickets.

When I am comforting someone with a hug I always think "is it OK to end this hug yet?"

Doc on 19 Jan 2013 - 2:34pm #

I think AACC fans are all knuckle dragging Neanderthals, no matter what their degree may be in. I'm intolerant of people that don't agree with me. And my left nut hangs lower than the right one.