This is a parody, I'm bored, so this is my internet impression of Mel Kiper on draft day, breaking down Manti Te'o after his draft selection.
Mel, your thoughts on Manti Te'o going #_ overall to the ____. "Well Boomer, with Te'o, you're talking about a guy, a system guy, spent all four years at Notre Dame, a hard nosed Linebacker, solid tackler, quick to the point of attack, he's got solid ball skills, he's a natural leader, and if your team is lacking facetime on TMZ, he's great at stirring up publicity and starting contrevoursy."
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~Because we couldn't go for three~
I have no words
Who the hell is Mel Kiper?
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest.Civil.War.Analogy.Ever