Hoke brought to tears for the first time since the Ann Arbor-area Golden Corral closed

http://www.faniq.com/blog/Michigan-Football-Greens-commitment-brings-Hoke-to-tears-Blog-61116

tennbuckeye19 on 28 Jan 2013 - 4:57pm #

Bleacher Report is saying that Hoke's tears were 80 proof.

D. Anthony on 28 Jan 2013 - 5:52pm #

...80 proof Beef Gravy

D. Anthony

Alhan on 28 Jan 2013 - 5:37pm #

He has the attributes to back it up, too: Green finished with 184 carries for 1,285 yards (7.0 ypc) and 20 touchdowns his senior season in high school, and that’s without playing in 17 total quarters (over four games) due to his team’s huge leads.

Has math changed? I thought there were only 16 quarters in four games...

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

JLBNYC on 28 Jan 2013 - 5:43pm #

I think they mean "more than" four games (ie., "over" in this context means "more than" rather than "over the course of" four games).

Just a guess

CTBuckeyeFan on 28 Jan 2013 - 5:44pm #

Brady cried on 11/24 while running, well briskly walking, off the field in order to avoid Urban at all costs too. Seems he's a bit of a crier, could be menstrual.

Earle on 28 Jan 2013 - 5:56pm #

Tears of coldness, perhaps?

D. Anthony on 28 Jan 2013 - 6:14pm #

Sorry for using the term "that's so gay" but as I heard a gay comedian say "how else can you describe a guy with a fanny pack or roller blading"...or a coach crying to a recruit over a verbal.

D. Anthony

HolyBuckeye1093 on 28 Jan 2013 - 5:52pm #

Mark my words! Hoke will be crying again on Novemeber 30th, 2013!

buck4 on 28 Jan 2013 - 6:20pm #

Just another thread proving the immaturity of the Buckeye faithful! Smh

UrbanWoodrowEar... on 28 Jan 2013 - 6:31pm #

WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAAAH!

Oh come on, "BUCK4" ... just having a little fun. I'm sure they do the same kind of thing on the scUM sites. Heated, but friendly rivalry.

buck4 on 28 Jan 2013 - 7:43pm #

I'd rather stick to game analysis and reasonable predictions versus petty name calling.

DetroitBuckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 7:47pm #

I also don't like the whole weight thing but it is what it is.

buckeyedude on 2 Feb 2013 - 11:59am #

Right. **rolling eyes** Who's fault is it that Hoke is fat? His fork? OSU fans?

Buck4...I take it you've never visited Mgoblog?

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

DannyBeane on 29 Jan 2013 - 5:22pm #

Trash talking fans is a part of the game and half the fun of being a sports fan.

johnblairgobucks on 28 Jan 2013 - 7:58pm #

Brady Hoke was raised in Ohio. He became a Michigan fan because alot of the other kids liked OSU. (he wanted attention)

Brady Hoke says they play Ohio, instead of Ohio State.

Dude has to give respect to get respect........ until then, he can eat a Sh!t Burger without bread.

DetroitBuckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 11:34pm #

Hey it works both ways, many OSU fans I have met haven't even crossed state lines to Ohio.

ShowThemOhiosHere on 28 Jan 2013 - 11:58pm #

until then, he can eat a Sh!t Burger without bread.

Hoke would never do that! Gotta have the bread.

Class of 2010.

Alhan on 29 Jan 2013 - 10:50am #

Glorious, wonderful carbs!

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

buckeyedude on 2 Feb 2013 - 12:01pm #

***standing O*** for JohnBlair.

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

buckeye76BHop on 2 Feb 2013 - 12:46pm #

This is for you Buck4...enjoy.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

OhioBornMichiganBred on 28 Jan 2013 - 6:35pm #

Don't worry about Hoke, guys. There's a Hibachi Grill and Supreme Buffet like 15 minutes from downtown Ann Arbor. The sushi's done him some good - he's dropped a few pounds.

buckeyedude on 2 Feb 2013 - 12:09pm #

True OBMB, but Hoke's favorite is the Chinese Buffet across the street from Michelin Stadium.

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."

NoVA Buckeye on 2 Feb 2013 - 3:37pm #

This is so racially hilarious. Surprised no one upvoted this before.

/Duff'd It

DetroitBuckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 7:47pm #

If this is true then the passion is impressive, IMO.

BuckeyeChris on 28 Jan 2013 - 8:37pm #

Kinda sorry to see this. A while back, we had our eye on this guy, right?

I assume EzE is that good.

NoVA Buckeye on 28 Jan 2013 - 9:20pm #

Assuming his parents don't pull a Seantrel Henderson/Alex Anzalone on us and flip him to Mizzou.

/Duff'd It

bigbadbuck on 29 Jan 2013 - 12:35am #

80 proof tears?. More like 80% Cholesterol tears

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.

OurHonorDefend09 on 29 Jan 2013 - 7:43pm #

I was always under the impression this man does nothing but sweat, bleed, and cry bacon grease.

Don't give up... Don't ever give up.

BuckeyeFreak4844 on 30 Jan 2013 - 12:06pm #

Ahh nice lil read for a chuckle, and if you can not find humor in this then i think you need to reevaluate. Game analysis and predicition we have seven to eight solid months of making fun of Jabba the Hoke and Michigan before working about analysis and predictions.

Michigan Sucks!