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Al Pacino to play Joe Paterno in Brian De Palma film HAPPY VALLEY

Al Pacino will play PSU football coach Joe Paterno in Brian De Palma film titled: Happy Valley. Pacino and De Palmo teamed up back in the day for Scarface.

I'm sure Pacino playing Paterno will look different than we he played Coach Tony D'Amato in Any Given Sunday.

Is it just me, or does this Pacino guy seem to always play the role of a sleazy dirtball?

http://www.movieweb.com/news/scarface-duo-al-pacino-and-brian-de-palma-reunite-for-happy-valley

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Joshy614 on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:25am #

I guess they can recycle the famous “Say Hello to my Little Friend” line for this movie.

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faux_maestro on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:29am #

SO WRONG (but I upvoted anyway)

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MattyBeingMatty on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:00pm #

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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UrbanWoodrowEar... on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:30am #

LULz

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ATXbucknut on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:31am #

What was so sleazy dirtball about Scarface?

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bigbadbuck on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:39am #

maybe he's pissed about getting his coke and doughnut powder mixed together?

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

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bigbadbuck on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:46am #

you think they could get David Caruso to play Mike McQueary?

Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.            

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sox33osu on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:32pm #

My friend, it's a very sad day...<put on sunglasses>... in Happy Valley.

 

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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faux_maestro on 17 Jan 2013 - 8:23pm #

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LouGroza on 17 Jan 2013 - 7:49am #

Bet Happy Valley isn't too happy about this. Depending on how this is done it could get really ugly for all involved if the Sandusky role is highlighted. Films like this can gloss over the nasty things or embellish them. Interesting to see which way it goes.

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penult on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:51am #

It says the project is based on Posnanski's book, so I'll save you the suspense: it will acknowledge the nasty things about as much as a Paterno Family PR statement.

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buckeyestu on 17 Jan 2013 - 9:10am #

pacino is one of my favorite actors. need to find a role for deniro in this film. and caruso to play mike mcqueary would be awesome.

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D. Anthony on 17 Jan 2013 - 9:16am #

Al's a true method actor and is probably practicing pooping his pants while running for the infamous running off the Ohio State sideline scene in the middle of the game.

D. Anthony

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Killer nuts on 17 Jan 2013 - 9:06pm #

I'm happy to see you've crossed the 1000 helmet sticker threshold (again), this time in a slightly less celebrated fashion. Congrats!

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D. Anthony on 17 Jan 2013 - 9:15pm #

Thanks! Hadn't noticed :)

D. Anthony

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RunEddieRun1983 on 17 Jan 2013 - 9:54am #

This just in, carrot top to play the role of Joe Sandusky!

Just a life long Buckeye fan wanting to talk to other lifelong Buckeye fans.  Our honor defend, we will fight to the end for OOO HIIII OOOOOO!

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WyoBuckeye on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:21am #

More like McQueary with the red hair and all.

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RunEddieRun1983 on 17 Jan 2013 - 10:55am #

I stand corrected, carrot top as McQueary, and Andy Dick as Joe Sandusky.

Just a life long Buckeye fan wanting to talk to other lifelong Buckeye fans.  Our honor defend, we will fight to the end for OOO HIIII OOOOOO!

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Alpo on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:22am #

Who is this "Joe" Sandusky you speak of?

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kevinfrenchfry on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:07am #

not surprising at all, pacino is overrated imo, second fiddle to De Niro

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Denny on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:15pm #

Can't wait for Steamin' Willie Beamon to show up

Taquitos.

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toad1204 on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:46pm #

Wonder if St. Penn will change their colors from White and Blue to Black and Blue.

Will Franco Harris be making an apperance?

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02... 

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Urbstache on 17 Jan 2013 - 1:18pm #

Only Gary Busey can play Franco Harris.

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Doc on 17 Jan 2013 - 12:49pm #

Any Given Sunday is the second best football movie ever.  It ranks just behind the Replacements.  In my humble opinion.

Pacino playing Paterno will be interesting.  Sounds like a "Netflixer" to me.

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Bucks43201 on 17 Jan 2013 - 1:18pm #

I love pretty much all football movies --- Any Given Sunday, The Replacements, Varsity Blues, The Blindside, The Program, The Express, North Dallas Forty, Everybody's All-American, The Waterboy, Wildcats, Remember The Titans, Rudy, Little Giants, Necessary Roughness, Brian's Song, We Are Marshall, Friday Night Lights, The Junction Boys, Lucas, Jerry McGuire.....but my favorite two of all-time are definitely still All The Right Moves and (the original) The Longest Yard

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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tennbuckeye19 on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:45pm #

No love for Air Bud: Golden Receiver?

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Bucks43201 on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:47pm #

Oh snap! Bud could ball...I forgot

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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BTwrestle04 on 17 Jan 2013 - 3:47pm #

Invincible?

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causeicouldntgo43 on 17 Jan 2013 - 2:59pm #

DePalma (DePalma?) and Pacino just do not seem like good fits for this kind of a story - where's the violence? Where's the outlandish, outsized, charismatic lead character? JoPa? Are you sheiting me? This thing will be going straight to PSU alums DVD collections.

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BukFan on 17 Jan 2013 - 3:05pm #

Worst movie of all time, before its even made!

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tennbuckeye19 on 17 Jan 2013 - 3:08pm #

Paterno was the head coach @ PSU for 45 years. How long is this movie gonna be?

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penult on 17 Jan 2013 - 3:14pm #

You can basically skip to 1998 for all the interesting bits. Pre-1998 is all fluff and foundational background to the Paterno/Penn Sate story

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Alpo on 17 Jan 2013 - 3:41pm #

Not to mention how are you gonna make Pacino look 40+ years younger? Ain't gonna happen!

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UrbanWoodrowEar... on 17 Jan 2013 - 3:47pm #

hahaaaaa

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ShowThemOhiosHere on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:02am #

It's at least a 3 parter, Tennbuckeye

Class of 2010.

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avail31678 on 17 Jan 2013 - 4:29pm #

Regardless of the movie's length/content, I think we can all agree very bullishly and close-mindedly that Penn State is the greatest institution of learning in the country and has the best football team in the B1G.  They just get a bad rap and bad refs.

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Bucks43201 on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:44pm #

Happy Valley:

  • Jerry Sandusky as: "The Tickle Monster" aka Jerry Sandusky
  • John Malkovich as: "The Tickle Monster's" stunt double
  • Al Pacino as: Joe Pa
  • Danny DeVito as: Joe Pa's stunt double
  • Eric Stoltz as: Ginger McQueary
  • a live ostrich as: Dottie
  • Frank Caliendo as: Jay Pa
  • Ralphie May as: Scott Pa
     

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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Bucks43201 on 17 Jan 2013 - 11:47pm #

PSU fans' Joe Pa support progression:

  • 1. “No way he did that.“
  • 2. “Prove it.”
  • 3. “It's a misunderstanding. He couldn't have.”
  • 4. “Yeah, but other people were at fault too. So let's not focus on Joe.”
  • 5. “This Freeh Report is clearly an FBI conspiracy against PSU.”
  • 6. "If you think about it, nobody else in the country could have handled this situation with as much class and dignity as Penn State did."

 

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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Statutoryglory on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:01am #

My only question is if Pacino dies in the middle of this movie or at the end?  Phillip Seymour Hoffman for Jerry Sandusky.  

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Anononym on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:34am #

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hodge on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:39am #

Is that Pacino in You Don't Know Jack?

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Anononym on 18 Jan 2013 - 1:56am #

Yep, that's Pacino as Jack Kevorkian in HBO's You Don't Know Jack.

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Joshy614 on 18 Jan 2013 - 12:48am #

wow, nice founds

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scc8t on 18 Jan 2013 - 2:10am #

Always trying to keep up with DiNero

 

DiNero had Meet The Fockers...so Pacino has this...just hope they use a different name.

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Bucks43201 on 21 Jan 2013 - 6:53pm #

They should call it Bare Minimum. It could be a double title. Jerry's preferences & also a description of what Joe Pa did in reaction to learning about kids getting raped.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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