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Q: How did Bert pick up that hot wife? A: ...

By Joshy614 -20 December 2012
23 Comments
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Believe & Acheive, mothertruckers! That's how.

I also heard that the first time Bert rolled up his trouser leg and showed this sweet tat, that a little Chad Kroeger music in the background didn't hurt his chances either.

Buckeyevstheworld on 20 Dec 2012 - 5:06pm #

Real answer: Because he's rich.

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger..

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

D. Anthony on 20 Dec 2012 - 5:35pm #

As we saw with Petrino, there's no shortage of younger, attactive blonde women looking to hook-up with older millionaire douchebag coaches. (especially if they are wearing red pullovers and they're named Bobby or Bret)

D. Anthony

Buckeyevstheworld on 20 Dec 2012 - 7:02pm #

I wonder if Brent's wife was a volleyball player too.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Squirrel Master on 20 Dec 2012 - 5:45pm #

real answer: He bought her in a poker game. She is paid for bounty and stuck around because he is financially well off and probably takes heart medication that keeps his dingy out of commission, so she doesn't have to put out. Just kiss his big sausage smelling lips every now and then and she gets the easy life.

razrback16 on 20 Dec 2012 - 5:49pm #

My vote would also be that it is because he his a millionaire as he has proven over and over that he's not a very likable person, and my best guess is that heterosexual women probably do not find him attractive physically so that really just leaves financial security.

Bucksfan on 20 Dec 2012 - 6:31pm #

I suppose we're using "hot" fairly liberally?

HighBallAce on 20 Dec 2012 - 6:36pm #

My mom used to work for this guy who was some kind of ceo or owner of the company or something. I'm not really sure. I was 14 or 15 at the time and didn't understand what it was he did. But then I'm not sure his employee's understood what he did either...lol Anyway, they sold insurance or had something to do with it. The guys last name was pronounced "Bargain-easy"...lol If that's not fortelling I don't know what is! He was some Italian guy who was very rich. He was a pretty nice guy for the most part but I guess he was stealing money from the company somehow. Anyway, he was probably in his 60's at the time and he had invited my mom to the company hog roast which she had me and my brother come along to. So as we're all sitting there eating our food, the guy comes walking out with this REALLY hot girl who he introduces as his "lover"....lol I guess he had a wife but she didn't come to the party so he asked his "lover" to be there. She was a really nice, smart girl but it was very clear why she was seeing the guy! Must be nice is all I can say....lol

chicagobuckeye on 20 Dec 2012 - 7:04pm #

Well whatever you do just wash your hands

Bucks43201 on 20 Dec 2012 - 7:17pm #

in contrast to B.B. I'm assuming

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

dumpus on 20 Dec 2012 - 6:36pm #

HOW MUCH FOR ZE WOMEN?!?!?!

cajunbuckeye on 20 Dec 2012 - 6:40pm #

She couldn't resist the dreads...

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

johnblairgobucks on 20 Dec 2012 - 7:26pm #

this

must like this

btalbert25 on 20 Dec 2012 - 7:55pm #

Put enough 100's in their G-String and they'll marry ya.

toad1204 on 20 Dec 2012 - 9:11pm #

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...

buckeye76BHop on 21 Dec 2012 - 12:00pm #

Great movie;-)

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

buckeye76BHop on 21 Dec 2012 - 11:26am #

It's so sad isn't it....she's WAY too hot for him.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

jestertcf on 21 Dec 2012 - 11:41am #

well... my wife is way to hot for me.

~Because we couldn't go for three~

Buckeyebrowny919 on 21 Dec 2012 - 11:44am #

It just means your game is strong, young padawan

"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer

buckeye76BHop on 21 Dec 2012 - 11:57am #

I bet this is your ringtone...isn't it Buck/Brownie??? ;-) Just Kidding BTW...I mean no harm just so you know and I'm not stalking you either.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987

Buckeyebrowny919 on 21 Dec 2012 - 12:12pm #

lol nah i do like star wars, but not to that extent.

"Winter is coming" - Urban Meyer

buckeye76BHop on 21 Dec 2012 - 12:51pm #

Me too...my wife hates it so it's more in the past for me. Saw TED last night and thought of it when I saw the padawan remark;-) Funny as hell movie too btw...if you like Seth Macfarlane. I've always liked his stuff.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987