so my friend told me this joke at the bar the other night...not sure if i remember all of it accurately but here it goes:
you're an OSU fan, and you have a notre dame fan, wisconsin fan, a michigan fan, and a penn state fan off your lawn while your having a lawn party:
how do you get them off:
1.) you tell the notre dame fan he can come to your lawn party - he turns down your invitation because he's a smug jackapple...then you change your mind to mess with him, he's about to come over and greets you and you say "F off. I don't know you. Get off my lawn!"
2.) the wisconsin fan - he thinks it's cool to come to your yard once in a while cuz he got lucky there one time and tried to deficate on your lawn...you tell him your about to mow the lawn and he leaves right after because he's a coward
3) the scum fan - he tried to come to your yard once every ten years...you tell him you'll beat him up and he doesn't listen so you throw him into your neighbor's lawn
4.) the pedo state fan - you tell him you only have daughters, and no sons living at home. he walks away dejected.