PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
Look at the introductory press conference
He's actually lucky a hog didn't try to mate with him.
I don't know that much about his life. Maybe he was unlucky?
I was embarrassed for him watching that. its the most idiotic chant ever.
To his credit, he looked vaguely embarrassed, too.
CALL THE HAWGS!!!
That chant is absolutely moronic. It's like they're practicing voodoo.
How come this link is working for everyone but me??
In case I'm not the only one that that link didn't work for (at 25:14).
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haha voodoo wtf? that's so bielema
"I learned to dislike Michigan at a very young age.” – Urban F. Meyer
That might have been the dumbest thing I have ever seen. How in the world did that ever become Arkansas' war chant?!
That was painful.
Arky has to pay more for their coaches for this alone.
Hearing that awful noise non-stop at the Sugar Bowl, I can think of nothing more appropriate than Bert Bielema becoming their head coach, and leading that cheer.
Sometimes the universe gives you gold, and you just need to bask in the absolute perfection of this awfulness.
Woooo Bert Sooie!
What is Bert's favorite ballet?
Why isn't Bert a superhero?
Bert can't fit in a telephone booth, let alone change his clothes in one.
What do you call a sunburn Bert?
That was so awkward...
"...but then again 'Michigan' and 'huge mistake' are synonymous so that shouldn't have been much of a surprise to anybody." - Mark Titus
I feel dumber for watching that
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
A video like this would have surfaced sooner if anyone had taken video of him eating dinner.
So he must be home now
O H I O is the Buckeye State
Coincidentally -- same sound a person's soul makes as it sadly slips out of their body.
Did he really say call the hogs up as his wife approached the stage? Sadly, she's not what I expected.
I got douche chills watching that chant. Yikes.
Arrested Development, no?
I wonder if he thought to himself wtf am I doing. That was embarrassing.
That's what's always confused me about that Arkansas chant. Do pig farmers in Arkansas keep wild boars in their pigpens? That's the call for the piggies to come to the food trough...
...then again that might be perfect for Bielema, nevermind.
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.
His Spirit Fingers need some work.
I've always hated Bert; now I really haye him. Only in the SEC does a coach as mediocre as Bert Bielema get paid $3.2 million. Wow.
We can't stop here; this is bat country...
Uh, I'm here for the gang bang..
I can never unsee this. lol
Class of 2010.
But his wife is attractive...what black magic is this?
"Love my State, hate the football"
Hey Bret, it's your turn in the barrel.
We're gonna need a bigger barrel.
Of course he yelled "Pig Sooey!!!!!"..Ya can't help who you are
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
1) For $4MM a year I expect more..
2) I was really hoping for a much better clip to play over and over...
HAHAHAHAHA woo pig whatever it is looks like thier calling for some greater power. I would be embarresed if that was my slogan
Dude just didn't want to lose another RoseBowl.
Am I the only one stunned by the bad wedding hall look of their press conference room? Welcome back to the 1980's.
Yes there are two Buckeyes in Ann arbor on this site!
Bielema yelling wooo pig soooooieeee? I guess his wife got out of the yard again.
He is such a natural.
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