Well it's the week before the wISCONSIN game and living in this wretched state, I will have to listen to brett bulimic and badger supporters all week long on the radio and in person at work (unfortunately I am surrounded by the fat wolverines). Wish me luck, and if you have any suggestions for pithy comebacks for them (other than of course beating them Saturday) please let me know. We will be at the game, so I will be prepared to be verbally assaulted. Two years ago, some drunken idiot had beer balls and got in my wife's face taunting her, I stepped in and he stepped down for some reason. 10 and OH, soon to be 11 and OH. Go Bucks!
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"piffy comebacks"
Do you mean "pithy"? I wish I had one for you...good luck sir, with your mission. Make sure to rub their noses in it when we prevail.
Bedhead - You are correct, I meant pithy. Can I blame my cheese curd and bratwurst swollen fingers on my iPhone?
WIBUCKEYE
Wibuckeye, I had friends from Columbus move to Madison for several years and move back and they were never the same again. I saw one of them wearing Wsiky scarf the other day and threw up in my mouth.
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
wibuckeye-- As an owner of sausage fingers I empathize! My iPhone and I also have a tenuous relationship. I hate typing away on a long text only to look up and see "I will begeg ajkjdl at he aklhfdkhk when alacrity closed - Josjh".
If you have an iPhone, you can download an app on it so you can listen to 97.1 the fan. I live in AZ and listen almost daily. I can't stand the people I work with as for some reason, I work with a lot of TSUN jerk offs. This helps me block out their dumbness!!
Purple Raider
I would suggest "1-4" as a reasonable comeback to any Badger in the week leading up to the game. Come kickoff, hopefully "scoreboard" will be the only comeback you'll need.
"our last rose bowl win was awesome.. how was yours?"
"how's being second place in our division feel"
I also thought about going looong form on why Ohio is the greatest state in the union, but I'll spare everybody that.
I like football
"Wisconsin" - This is a good one, if they don't get it just feel sorry for them.
"199" - How many more games we've one than them all time
"2, 6" - Alan Ameche & Ron Dayne < Horvath, Janowicz, Cassady, Griffin, George, Smith
"7, 0" - Our national titles, their national titles
"Kyle Dodson" - we should go after whatever kicker they have committed this year, just to see if Beilema cries about that too. We should try to flip atleast 1 Wisconsin commit every year. haha
(SIDE NOTE: I can't even spell beilemas name, or can I.. can any of us? Do we even care??)
It can go on & on simply because our football program is better than theirs in just about every single way. We have more all time draft picks, more NFL hall of famers, better coaches historically (And currently), and Wisconsin just sucks. If they mention a bowl ban, just help them remember that our bowl ban is the only reason they may have a chance at the Rose bowl, and that's very far from guaranteed for them this year. If they don't see the significance of that, just quit. There's no sense arguing with them at that point, they're obviously happy with being mediocre, which is something we just can't understand.
It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks
Just stay classy, We are THE Ohio State University, we dont need pithy comebacks, we just kick ass and take names. Let our boys do all the talking on saturday.
common sense party founder
The only pithy comeback you will need is: "Scoreboard!"
Edit: Just noticed AHH Saturday beat me to it. Well done.