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EOkay I'm trying to post drunk. Big deal. This is wear I'd used to booty call some BiG 10 Buckeye Betty but I can anymore because I'm totally still I love with my 1st wife/ current. But I'm thinking about posting up another pretty girl named Herbie. She's been driving me nuts lately. She kisses every coaches ass, especially if they are a sissy or I mean S E C. Like coach less and cheat more down in El es U... Did you see that guy calling like he was a ra tard. All the fakes and gimmicks when they were doing well playing them Bama cheaters straight up. After the game Less clearly blew like it his first blow, Herbie was asked about the horrible coaching and refused to say booger about Less' horrible play calling that cost a huge game..::Oh, oh and don't get me started on Herbie the Love Bug when he totally let's a guy like Gene Chiclet over there in that crap state of Ala-goddam-Bama, get a pass for "signing, renting, buying a kid" to save his ass in Auburn ALABAMA (always wanted to scream Alabama like Forrest). He refuses to get on Gene Gene the Daning Machine even though he went winless for all but 1 game this year and has a crappy recorded if you look at his time minus the year they bought Scam. Why does Love Bug give them a pass? Because he loves his job, loves his life and he's timid about what they might do if he really speaks his mine and says those were truly dumb plays or that guy needs to get fires and work at Sykline using the mustard sitick they use to wipe mustard on Your chili dogs. But he's a fraidy cat because he won't know what to do the next time he gets ordered to do his pre-game work and has to see these SEC Southern Baptist Church Receuiting Coordinators face to greasy face. He'd get scarred...But boy will he talk tough and blunt once he feels like a guys already out the door like Tressel or JoePa, because he knew he'd never be oddly thrusted back in front of either one of them again, the week of a big game. Sorry to drunk post you Captain Kirk, but Elika Sadeghi was my first choice but she is too hot and beside he brothers Borat and Beelo (the one with hair of dog all over face) said they will chrush me if I post to her. Good night EW and good night to US and A. Please remember to vote for Barack O'Romney or the guy in the mom jeans! Peace!

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Baroclinicity on 6 Nov 2012 - 6:26am #

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Alpo on 6 Nov 2012 - 6:55am #

Up vote for the awesome pic! Jack's about to lose it!!!

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FloridaBuck on 6 Nov 2012 - 9:13am #

Epic

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dubjayfootball90 on 6 Nov 2012 - 9:22am #

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Alhan on 6 Nov 2012 - 11:06am #

You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy

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jthiel09 on 6 Nov 2012 - 11:18am #

Amazing.

JT

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tennbuckeye19 on 6 Nov 2012 - 11:52am #

Did someone say mom jeans?

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bukyze on 6 Nov 2012 - 12:07pm #

Love the post!

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Doc on 6 Nov 2012 - 12:11pm #

"After all these years of partying and late nights I still don't need glasses.  I drink straight from the bottle!  Baby!!"  David Lee Roth

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buckeyeEddie27 on 6 Nov 2012 - 12:14pm #

....greenbow ALA-BAMA!      lol

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

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RBuck Mod on 6 Nov 2012 - 12:23pm #

Classic...you pulled it off D.

"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)

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bodast67 on 6 Nov 2012 - 12:28pm #

Hilarious...you just made my day !

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CanadianBuckeye on 6 Nov 2012 - 12:29pm #

This post almost makes me want to be American.  Beautiful.

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BED Staff on 6 Nov 2012 - 1:47pm #

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

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MackRM408 on 6 Nov 2012 - 2:06pm #

I F-ing love Skyline

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cajunbuckeye on 6 Nov 2012 - 2:07pm #

Clap..Clap...Clap..Clap...Clap

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

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D. Anthony on 6 Nov 2012 - 2:24pm #

Wow...I was pretty much reading my own post for the first time. I just tried to down vote myself :)  I don't drink much and rarely use an Ambien, last night slept well after the post. I barely remember voting this AM but I'm pretty sure I voted for a write-in named Urban F. Meyer.

D. Anthony

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Maestro on 6 Nov 2012 - 2:47pm #

I feel inspired to try this now.  So basically I am saying D. Anthony...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCJ-Yb-p6UI

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BED Staff on 6 Nov 2012 - 3:36pm #

80s Chicago, nice.  Reaching back for it Maestro!

Sort of related, I can't get this out of my head today (and have no idea why): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIct9ZyL2WA (I promise I'm not Rickrolling)

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

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BME_Buckeye on 6 Nov 2012 - 3:47pm #

Did the Honey Badger log into your account and write this? 

Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012 
 

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Maestro on 6 Nov 2012 - 3:58pm #

Steve Winwood.  WOW !! Good tune though BED.

vacuuming sucks

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tennbuckeye19 on 6 Nov 2012 - 4:04pm #

Thanks a lot BED. Now you've ruined me for the rest of the day. I'm gonna be singing:

"I'll be back in the high life again,

All the doors I closed one time, Will open once again.

I'll be back in the high life again,

All the eyes that watched me once, Will smile and take me in"

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BED Staff on 6 Nov 2012 - 4:07pm #

Thought others should share in my misery, Tenn.  I've seriously had that in my head since I sat down at 8 this morning.  Listening to a "yacht rock" playlist on Spotify currently.  Hall & Oates currently - I can go for that.

The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009

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Maestro on 6 Nov 2012 - 4:25pm #

Just stay away from Adult Education and you are good BED.

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ShowThemOhiosHere on 6 Nov 2012 - 5:02pm #

Definitely not what I was expecting from the commentariat on this post...haha...that's a good thing, though...trust me. 

Class of 2010.

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Poison nuts on 6 Nov 2012 - 5:03pm #

This whole thread is sheer genius. Thank you everyone!

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

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Northbrook on 6 Nov 2012 - 5:22pm #

Pretty good drunk post but next time more burbon.

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D. Anthony on 6 Nov 2012 - 6:09pm #

Macrm...I upvoted to cancel out the ridiculous down vote you received for loving Skyline. Next time just say "I love a good 3-way".

D. Anthony

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tennbuckeye19 on 6 Nov 2012 - 6:40pm #

60% of the time drunk posts are funny all the time.

But then again 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot...

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phxbuck on 6 Nov 2012 - 6:48pm #

I call shenanigans on alcohol being involved in this post. 

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bukyze on 6 Nov 2012 - 7:00pm #

TENN - I've heard the same thing, Brian Fantana.  Tell Ron, Brick, and Champ I said hi !

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kareemabduljacobb on 6 Nov 2012 - 9:39pm #

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