PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I don't care if I'm up 34 points, the card says go for 2
listen here, you son of a b*tch, I know it was you who stole my Nickelback cassette tape
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
It wasn't me!! It was Urban!!
Jim Tressel vs. Rich Rod = Urban Meyer vs. Brady Hoke
Next year I'm going to make sure to get TWO transfer QBs from the ACC!
"See this pen I am holding here, it represents the circumference of my bratwurst."
You smell that? You smell that? They didn't put any toilet paper in our locker room! Cheaters!
You know damn well my season would have been better if Urban didn't poach my recruits
O H I O is the Buckeye State
uhhh....huhhh..uhuuhhuuhh... Damit Beavis, They're gonna score.
Look asshole, if I'm going to win this division by default and go to be a Rose Bowl bitch again, I better get some calls.
Illegal motion!? ILLEGAL MOTION!? What about Meyers' illegal recruiting! Thats my tackle over there!!
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Whahhhhha, that Urban guy is running up the score on me!
Their already beating us 50-3, why are you letting them go for 2 ?
Ref: because we cant let them go for 3
A little mascara can cover that blemish up like none other. Let me tell you, I can work magic with a fluff brush, and skin tone blush... You look like a pretty peach with a splash of Sunset Orange.
I know I look like a cooked ham with a mohawk, but I heard you called me fat.
What do you mean you can't do anything? But that's MY WIFE over there on the OSU sideline! WTF? Urban is stealing everything....
You can't pick the officials, you can't pick your nose, but I can pick the official's nose.
You gonna eat that?
You're not invited to my cry baby bilemia party…but this guy beside me is totally in!
I know you stole my Bratwurst at Halftime!!
Damnit! I sit when I pee and there is no G-damn toilet papar to put around the bowl!
Boink...gnyuck gnyuck gnyugh.
See thats how you lose a Rose bowl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHwCZiZLZsQ Wanna go out for a burger after the game?
Our honor defend we will fight to the end for Ohio..
You! Yes, you! Stand still laddy! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
'Have you ever played football, wait, can you throw the ball or are you a sissy like this guy next to me. Why can't I find a Cam Newton I can pay to play. '
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” Ben Franklin
something like this...
I'm Brett motherf***ing Bilema and I demand a hotdog!!!
You got a little somethin' right there...
You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy
You should try my eye liner, would really make your eyes pop. And I have a great glitter guy too, can do you head to toe.
Call me Rob Riggle ONE MORE TIME!
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
Moley Moley Moley Moley....MOLE!!
Listen here Chris Matthews, I love Brats.
USMC11917 beat me to the punch of my first thought LOL
"Oh yeah? Well , Pai Mei taught me the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique!"
"Sherman ran an option play right through the south" - Greatest Civil War analogy EVER.
"For the last time, NO! I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THE BROKEN LIZARD COMEDY TROUPE!"
"For the last time, NO! I AM NOT A MEMBER OF THE BROKEN LIZARD COMEDY TROUPE!"
Where in the hell is that extra large pizza I ordered?!?!?
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
"Hey, that's my boyfriend... right there!!"
That was me who farted, not him
"It looks like you have a piece of bacon cheeseburger stuck in your teeth, and I'm calling dibs!"
Bielema says to the ref, "Now, when I snap my fingers, you'll forget that I hypnotized you, and you will no longer notice my offensive linemen holding the defenders . . ."
Do I look like a guy who doesn't understand the difference between Bratwurst and Liverwurst? I know what I ate damnit and I'll have words with any man who says otherwise.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
"That guy over there stole my recruit and I want him back."
Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...
Yes, I saw the yogurt in the fridge with your name on it. No, I was NOT the one who ate it.
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
Can one of you guys tell Urban to stop running up the score...???
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987
Hoke stole my Cheesburger!
"The only meaningful statistic is number of games won."~ Woody Hayes
Great thread I just gave out like 20 upvotes for anyone who had me laughing.
stark county football
Ref says to other Ref while Bret is yelling,
"I can't tell if its his breath or his finger that smells like shit!"
I saw a UFO once.......it told me to have a goodyear!
Boomer - your predictions last week on CBS were TERRIBLE. TERRIBLE
Greg Jennings "I put my team on my back"
Brett: [to Ref] I don't know what it is about your face,
[holds up fist]
Brett: but I just wanna deliver one of these right in your suck hole.
Ref # 2: I have to flag at least 80 yards to make my nut. And you... You mess with my nut, Ref #1, Brett here is gonna eat your dick.
Brett: Like Kobayashi.
Brett: [makes eating noise]
Ref #2: I've seen him do it.
Ref # 1: You've actually seen him eating a man's penis?
Ref # 2: It was Jerry Sandusky's, so they couldn't prosecute him. But I saw it.
100% of unprayed prayers go unanswered
I want a g**dam* Large cola!
Beavis - "smell my fingers"
Ref on the left - "ahhh what is that god awful smell?!"
Beavis - "My ass"
I just noticed that you can't see the official's hands. The official to the right of Bret (definitely not a) Bulimic.
the plot thickens...I suspect grab-ass-ery!
"These are not the players you are looking for"
"I'll fire when I'm god damn good and ready! You got that?" - Pete "Maverick" Mitchel
I don't care how much you paid for a night with her in Vegas, NOBODY can talk about my wife that way!
That is the last time you make fun of my Justin Bieber posters!
Get that out of your nose ref.......
This is my boyfriend, you stay the hell away from him.
"you go out that exit, take a left, go down half a mile and boom! chinese buffet!"
I like football
Jimmy John's is which way?
I was saving that hot dog for later!!!!!
" No, you listen to me. 'Sailing' is the best frickin' song ever written and Christopher Cross is God's gift to music. Don't you give me that Michael Bolton or Lionel Richie stuff. Michael Bolton and Lionel Richie can't hold a candle to the smooth soothing sounds of Christopher Cross."
Let me get this straight...you wanted 2 Frosties with your JBC?
Don't YOU EVERRRRR!! Talk about my DICK! Without my permission!!!
im gonna be at your room after the game..rrrggghhh tiger!!
Do you think there is any chance Ron Dayne or Joe Thomas come running out of that tunnel?
~Because we couldn't go for three~
Now, you listen to me. I'm telling you that the Black Jack table is the best place to pick up women!!!!
"Okay, for the last time, I swear to god, if you're gonna call us for holding, you have to bring me 2 XL pizzas from Dominos. Why Dominos? Because Urban Meyer is a big fat cheater!"
Bret: "If that was you that downvoted my comment, we're gonna have problems mister."
ref chuckles quietly.
Dont be difficult. That amount I just wrote on your face is the same amount they pay the ref's in the sec for moving the chains. Dont look at the other ref, he settled for half that.
BB: "I'm gonna get that eyelash for you. Just promise that when you blow it off my finger you'll wish I had never been born."
Downvote troll, much?
I think we can narrow it down as to who it was now
"I told you their offense was sandbagging, Meyer just wanted to PUNK me in overtime!!!"
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