On college game day Lolo Jones said "Denard Robinson couldn't beat me in a race much less Usain Bolt". Denard will not be starting today, when she heard the news she said "He probably pulled a hammie trying to race Usain Bolt". Lol nothing better than The Nard getting dissed on.
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LoLo Jones: talented, beautiful aaaaand smart
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
Denard, you just got your a$$ kicked by a girl!!!!!
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
Haha, I love Lolo. Hope she can get that bobsled Olympic medal since it didn't work out for her in the hurdles.
This just made my stuck at work day. :) She has a new fan.
I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.
@BUCKS43201 - Sorry for the downvote - Was on my Kindle and my fat fingers missed the upvote. Wide-right!
no problem CCOLLIN, I'll upvote you
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
I like this Lolo Jones girl...she is very sexy and knowledgable about football. Plus pwning Denard...lovely.
Class of 2010.
Lets be fair to Denard, in a race it might be close for a little, but in a throwing contest it wouldn't even be close...Usain Bolt would kill him.
Our honor Defend!
Wowzah. Had to Google her, and I don't regret it.
Holy Toledo! She's hotter than Kateuptonsback!
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
De-Nard could win but only with his magic helmet ala The Great Gazoo
D. Anthony
@ RAZRBACK16 upvotes for hottness
Our honor Defend!
ya i bet she can palm a basketball
Haha we actually have a thread about a comment Lolo Jones made? Good stuff.
No, we actually have a thread about a female olympian taking verbal jabs at the starting Michiscum QB. It's classic. Great stuff.
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
With a personal-best 60m time of 6.81, Denard Robinson has smoked the women's world record time. (6.92; Irina Privalova of Russia. America's best women sprinters, Marion Jones and Gail Devers are behind that time.) I'm not aware of Lolo Jones even having a world top-20 time in the event. She's a hurdler, not a true sprinter.
Lolo Jones ought to focus on not tripping over hurdles.
M man ... Just a tad touchy? :). Yes, Denard is faster than those fast women and i'll concede that he could probably out arm-punt them (distance wise, not on accuracy), but let's not forget that HE is the one who ran his mouth and opened himself to all the criticism.
D. Anthony
Lolo Jones needs to focus on not hitting the hurdles like Denard needs to focus on not hitting DBs.
Class of 2010.
M man: That's a huge burn. She did horrible in Athens, tripped and she's worked her butt off to get back to the Olympics in London but got 4th for the USA. I'm all for good jokes but man that was just cruel.
Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012
Who is Denard? All I'm hearing about is this Devin kid - and he's not too bad for a Mich guy...
I love it - LoLo even rattled the MMan! Defending his QB against a GIRL!
I'm with Maceyko - I'm just trying to figure out who this Denard fellow is...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Denard just needs to get her on grass. Isn't that what he said about Bolt? Apparently, Bolt would be faster on a track, but grass would magically make Denard faster.
What we do know is that Twitter is not Lolo Jones' best "surface."
Her infamous Eric LeGrand fiasco. Concluded with Lolo's empathetic "Great I'm gonna get murdered for that Tweet..."
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/03/lolo-jones-tweet-eric-legrand-paralyzed-football-player_n_1935831.html
Read about Lolo sometime and how she was basically unwanted and homeless for parts of her childhood. Her life is a great story full of ups/downs and tons of hard work and perseverance. And most importantly she's hot and fit :)
D. Anthony
I think it's hilarious when anyone takes a shot at anything Michigan, but I'm still not sure about Lolo running her mouth after that "incident" with Eric LeGrand. That was pertty bad.
Didn't Detard say he could beat Usain Bolt in 60m race? One of the dumbest things I've ever heard.
Re: "Usain Bolt." Taking the content of a Scott Van Pelt interview literally, is usually a big mistake. Devin Gardner was the first to joke about it and Scott Van Pelt, apparently short on orginal material, brought it up with Denard personally. As usual, Denard was being a good sport and playing along:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHuziIyL8ow
equals this
It appears that even after a well-fought campaign, I am not going to carry the state of Ohio after all.
De-nard aka The Great Gazoo, aka Lord Helmet, aka lil' jon wouldn't need a clowns helmet if he didn't try to play a sport while trying to rock this type of do:
D. Anthony
m man getting on here and defending denard the tard is just asking for downvotes
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
Mman - So you are saying that taking Detard's own words seriously is similar to Borges allowing Detard to throw the ball?
LoLo's a fox and Denard plays for scUM - no brainer here, Lolo wins!
DEB II
As long as Lolo doesn't pretend to eat cereal after a race she beats Denard every time.
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
Sorry, I'm with M Man on this one, meaning my money would be on Denard in a 40 or 60 meter over the specularly talented Lolo Jones.
Obviously, Denard does not run hurdles and rarely would he have to sprint a greater distance than 90.5 meters (or 99 yards).
I always have to stick up for reality/science over "political correctness," even when the "political" offender is TTUN.
Denard >>> The Ohio State University's Mens' Indoor 60m specialists >>> any damn woman in the history of women's track for all eternity.
What was his record on the football field vs. OSU?
"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone, all that we send into the life of others comes back into our own." -WWH
1-3. World champion by Henne Hart Standards.
Denard wouldn't beat this Nazi crushing Buckeye!
I'd take Denard over Jones in a 60 yard sprint any day of the week.
Um.... Meh
Top 3 high school kids from 2012 >>>>>>>>>> Denard Robinson>wome>>>>women at 60m
http://www.flotrack.org/article/11337-RESULTS-2012-High-School-Indoor-National-Championships-at-the-Armory
And I would take my 3 year old daughter over Denard in a shoe tying contest
Haha...That last line was gold AUSMOS
Damn you're digging DEEP in the forums to pull this one up. You can tell it's the off season.
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...yeah, I was checking out your profile and found this thread. That comment about the shoelaces made me laugh.
And, wow...that LoLo Jones is easy on the eyes!
M Man... Yes we know he won that heat in a meet but he finished 9th in the BiG TEN the year he ran. That's not quite elite, he must figure Usain would've been the 10th fastest in the BIG, or worse? :)
D. Anthony
denard is fast,,,,, but anyone that makes fun of him im ok with
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
We all know Denard doesn't stand a chance of winning if it's the 60m to the buffet table
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
How many more fast kids will ttun have in the coming years? Apparently speed is overrated, so I'm not sure how fast one has to be to qualify as a "Michigan man" haha
Slightly hypocritical of them. Their best player the past three years was their fastest player.... So, were they saying their team was over-rated the past few years?
If they were saying that, I would have to agree with them haha. Keep the speed coming to urban and I don't care who Michigan gets
Five years from now, Denard will be managing a gas station Hamtramck. Lolo will still be hot.
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He definitely won't be playing football on Sundays unless it's of the flag variety, lol.
Sure Denard would beat LoLo. However that's not a big deal and its a whole different level when your talking about the best men's sprinters. Bolt, Tyson Gay and Yohan Blake are at a different level if speed than Denard or any other person on this planet. If Denard would race them it would be like a college football team playing an NFL team... Not even close.