PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
first he watches a movie
then he takes a moment for some photo ops
To bad Kyle wil never experience an undefeated seaonon or top 5 ranking.
The guy has been moved to guard and isn't playing. I remember some tsun fans insisting that he would start at tackle for them.
and proudly wearing his redshirt.
~Because we couldn't go for three~
Did he move to guard? I thought he was always a guard...
Before he got hurt Kyle was third string. He still behind a soph.
That St Eds - Huber Heights Wayne game was a great high school game.
With his short arms he reminds me of a T-rex
A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men
I can't stop watching this
It is hypnotizing.
Im in the other 10% but honestly, 90% of OSU fans wonder who Kyle Kalis is... recruit with a big mouth and as of right now, and IMO (like Mike Hart), won't have anything to talk about when it matters
You forgot the picture of him getting ready to go out for a pre-game coffee:
Teasing. He seems like a nice young fellow...
Kyle is 100% correct about the blood on the field not being his. Now there is a chance that he could get a nasty scrape from the bench and possible shed blood on the sideline. You have to actually play on the field to bleed on it. Kyle (just for my own personal knowledge) do you ever feel like a booger eating moron for making that statement?
An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches
short arms = long shot at an NFL future
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
O H I O is the Buckeye State
Kalis on the right, fellow Michig@n OL Magnuson on left
Those guys need to start working out, they're pretty small and look like weaklings. Man I'm glad we have coach mick. I'm excited as hell to see our d-line go against their o-line all game, should see Bennett in the backfield often.
Who's this fatty Kyle Kalis you speak of?
Is it just me or does it look like Kyle needs a bra?
Magnuson is a huge fan of HillBilly Jim
He should be, looks like Hillbilly Jim's a helluva lot stronger than magnussen, he's gonna need to do some push ups to get rid of the man boobs.
Obviously on the "Body by Hoke" training regimen.
Does Kalis even lift?
If you count lifting the food to his mouth....
For Kalis it's actually going to be a pretty nice little Saturday. He's probably going to Home Depot. Buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring...stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath & Beyond. I don't know, I don't know if he'll have enough time.
the official Erik Magnuson Michig@n OL Halloween Costume
But you have to keep one strap off your shoulder to do it the Michig@n Man way.
BuckeyeinNYC wins this thread with the epic quote from Old School.
You know, I'm generally not one to get riled up but those two tubs of shit are supposed to anchor the Michigan rebuild against guys like Schutt, Diesel, and Spence under Mick's tutelage?
Nice socks and flip flops too bro. Hey...Eastern Europe called-they want their fashion sense back.
4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off
Kyle: Definitely (laughs). When I'm holding Denard up in the air like Taylor (Lewan) does in that picture against Notre Dame this year in the National Championship, then I'll let you know how it feels.
socks and flip flops....
Where is a Manzeire or a Bro when you need one ?
Kalis is obviously a anagram for "klasi"...
"The revolution will be televised."
Or perhaps "likas" (lick ass), a close cousin to "suck ass"
I wonder how long they camped out to get the first case of Busch Cammo Cans.
Will if he even travel if he's a hurt redshirt?
"They don't know what they don't know." - Coach Mick
Of course his blood won't be on the field! He's wearing a tampon!
"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes
Wasn't Kalis slated to win the Heisman as an offensive lineman and the national championship this season according to him?
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
Anybody heard anything about Kalis reneging on his ttun verbal and switching his commitment to the Bucks?..... just kidding, I dont think Urban would let him be a walk on just to clean the locker room.
"Get him a body bag, Yeah!"
He is correct. His blood will not be on the field. Got to give him credit for that one.
Come on back ta ohiaa an get'ya'ss whoop boy
What are the odds Kalis out performs Henne and Mike Hart, by bypassing the "0-4 Club" and enshrining himself into the "0-5 Club"?
Hey Kyle, I got you this cool poster for you dorm, to remind you how Buckeye fans feel about ya!!
Kalis will start this week. Blood on the field time.
Insert witty remark
Dr. Who .gif = instant upvote.
As a side note, the 50th Anniversary Special was phenomenal.
Kyle was apparently talking about Taylor Lewan's penchant for bleeding and trying to look tough. For the delusional Wolverweenie fans that thought TL would be the overall #1 pick in the draft because the kid from Central _ichigan was selected #1 last year, TL has shown his true ability and is mentoring KK to follow in his footsteps.
Love when people dig out these old posts
There will be blood on the sidelines this Saturday. Well....assu_ing Hoke or another assistant punches Kalis out of frustration after viewing the awful perfor_ance of his players dee_ed competent enough for playing ti_e.
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Dear Kyle, meet Michael Bennett.
This is the way it should be. Kalis gets to start on an imploding offensive line and face a rapidly improving defensive line. Be careful what you wish for.
This is what Kyle will be saying after the game!
Hope Kyle wears his extra absorbent tampon.
I hope Spence and Bosa get 3 sacks a piece...come on DL, dominate.
First of all Kyle, glad you flipped. Secondly if you really want to get yourself ready for "THE GA*E", practice throwing yourself to the ground because when the Buckeyes D Line gets thru with you thats where you'll be spending *ost of your day
Battles are sometimes won by generals; wars are nearly always won by sergeants and privates. Football is no different, the guys down in the trenches win the games, not the coach.
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