Check out Pat Forde's column going after Lane Kiffin for his most recent episode of douchebaggery.
I wonder if Lane Kiffin will ever get a 5-year "show cause" ban for trying (again and again) to gain unfair advantage against his opponents *on the field of play.* Probably not, huh? But failing to report free tattoos... Let's make an example out of that evil-doer!
You see, allowing players to receive free tattoos puts other programs at a potential recruiting disadvantage, making it harder for those opposing programs to win games against your program. That's unfair, and we can't have that, can we? Hence, 5-year "show cause", vacated season, bowl ban, and hefty fine.
But if you actively try to cheat the other team *during the game* *on the field of play*, no NCAA violations there! Coach on, Mr. Kiffin!
All I can say is, let's hope that Karma has a better sense of justice than the NCAA...