Michigan has an official petition on the White House website to allow Michigan to secede from the Union. It's currently at 19,415 signatures, and needs 5,585 more by December 12 to draw official comment from the administration.
What better way to celebrate Beat Michigan Week than to help kick Michigan out of the country*? Do what Woody would do--SIGN THE PETITION!
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-michiga...
*This is a completely non-binding petition. Unfortunately.
