David Dawson Rolls Over In Sleep

By buck-I.8 -30 November 2012
55 Comments
- Football

It happened only moments ago. Rivals analyst Mike Farrell speculates that since he turned from the east side to the west side of his bed, he may be a USC lean. More info in this and gratuitously numerous other threads

steensn on 30 Nov 2012 - 12:54am #

Further, I am sure one of the stalkers here could tell you if they can avert their eyes to update us on their phone. Which side tells us he is picking OSU?

buck-I.8 on 30 Nov 2012 - 12:55am #

I'm pretty sure that getting up for water means OSU, but the article is paywalled.

GlueFingers Lavelli on 30 Nov 2012 - 12:57am #

Hey did any of you guys hear about Gareon Conley?

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

William on 30 Nov 2012 - 1:00am #

I heard that Conley quit his nightly intake of a glass of warm milk, cold turkey at that.

Signs point to Michigan.

GeneStarwind Mod on 30 Nov 2012 - 1:03am #

Thanks William, I tweeted that update

GeneStarwind Mod on 30 Nov 2012 - 1:00am #

I must tweet this update to my followers

steensn on 30 Nov 2012 - 1:02am #

Please do, that way I can post the latest on him in a new thread, one the LATEST news.

steensn on 30 Nov 2012 - 1:08am #

Retweet... blowing up twitter...

tennbuckeye19 on 30 Nov 2012 - 3:45pm #

Is David Dawson the guy we're looking at for the "Percry Harvin" role?

bassplayer7770 on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:14pm #

Yes, he plans to get surgically reduced to 5'11", and Coach Mick could shave 100+ pounds off of him. Surely, those reductions will improve his 40-time by 1+ second.

Earle on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:53pm #

I heard he'll commit if we rename it the "David Dawson role"

KSparkle on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:10pm #

Is it just me or does it seem like the majority of diva recruits don't plan out / gets their school in trouble?

steensn on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:25pm #

I assume you know him personally and can speak to his level of diva? Maybe from watching him with your binoculars through his window each night you know whether or not he is a prema-donah?

tennbuckeye19 on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:26pm #

Now that's some borderline stalking.

steensn on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:30pm #

What he and the cops don't know can't be considered a crime right?

KSparkle on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:33pm #

fine, maybe I shouldn't use diva. but it seems like recruits engaged in recruiting drama has a higher percentage of not panning out. If I had more time I would do research and make a spreadsheet to figure it out haha.

steensn on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:36pm #

I think saying "indecisive" or "flip flopping" is fair.

NYCBuckeye on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:15pm #

wait he decided he wanted roast beef for lunch instead of pork chops?! OMG I sense a lot of "me me me" with this kid, such a diva, we cooled on him anyway, his offer wasn't even committable, hehe lolers,

Run_Fido_Run on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:18pm #

Gareon Conley was spotted entering a Home Town Buffet, which is a good sign for the Michigan coaching staff.

NYCBuckeye on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:19pm #

Max & Erma's cooled on him anyway. His reservation wasn't even reserveable in the first place

rdubs on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:42pm #

Who is doing all the downvoting, this is the funniest thread since Bohemian Rhapsody.

Squirrel Master on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:45pm #

some just don't understand sarcasm! then again, it is a bit obnoxious!

I LIKE IT!

tennbuckeye19 on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:50pm #

I heard David Dawson's Uncle Andre is pressuring him to sign with the Cubs.

bassplayer7770 on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:53pm #

btalbert25 on 30 Nov 2012 - 4:58pm #

What Year is it?

jestertcf on 30 Nov 2012 - 6:11pm #

omg....I found Andre Dawson.

~Because we couldn't go for three~

Run_Fido_Run on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:07pm #

Nooooo! Baby badgers and baby lions are called cubs.

btalbert25 on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:24pm #

I HATE THE FREAKIN CUBS. Always have always will!

osuforlife on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:10pm #

The places Hoke will always eat at is Golen Coral, Frishes breakfast buffet, Gold Star with 3 there way chili dogs, Momtomery inn with great ribs , and Graters ice cream the best Icream in the US.

Run_Fido_Run on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:17pm #

You're selling Hoke short. He's willing to travel far and wide - even if he has to purchase two seats on the airplane to accomodate his ample frame - in order to find an establishment that will satisfy his apetite. Last I heard, Hoke had visited seven out of ten restaurants on the Travel Channel's list of "Best Places to Pig Out." Trust me, Hoke is a legend in the culinary world.

Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, Arizona:

Squirrel Master on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:37pm #

Why you think Hoke accepted the UM job in the first place, Thurmanator!

ShowThemOhiosHere on 30 Nov 2012 - 10:33pm #

Hoke would love PJ's.

Class of 2010.

Maestro on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:11pm #

Like where this is going.

vacuuming sucks

osuforlife on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:26pm #

Agree I heard he went Cheese burger cheese burger an ate 25 pound burgers.

tennbuckeye19 on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:27pm #

Scout is reporting that David Dawson has been cast as the lead in a CW rework of the teen drama "Dawson's Creek".

BrooklynBuckeye on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:31pm #

RandyBoBandy on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:37pm #

Listen boys I know Cheeseburgers. And Jabba can straight beat me in a cheeseburger eatin contest.

I don't wear shirts.

William on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:58pm #

Put a shirt on Randy.

RandyBoBandy on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:59pm #

Never have. Never will.

I don't wear shirts.

Maestro on 30 Nov 2012 - 6:05pm #

Ah, a kindred spirit. I only wear robes.

vacuuming sucks

Oyster on 30 Nov 2012 - 6:30pm #

What about shoes? Do you wear shoes?

cajunbuckeye on 1 Dec 2012 - 6:44am #

Comment removed due to excessive sarcasm and improper language. My bad.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

osuforlife on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:39pm #

I heard there was a duffs Buffett at one time in Kettering,ohio. The owner had to close because the hole ate all his profits.

osuforlife on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:51pm #

I feel bad for Hoke wife when she grocery shop. She has bring a cargo van when shoping. At dinner she and her daughter have to fat pig eat dinner.

RandyBoBandy on 30 Nov 2012 - 6:10pm #

He probably had her run to the Hostess store and buyout all remaining HoHo's and Twinkies.

I don't wear shirts.

toad1204 on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:52pm #

It's been 5 hrs since this thread was started. You're about 2 hours overdue for a new one.

Nothing like dancing on the field in 02...

osuforlife on 30 Nov 2012 - 5:58pm #

Don't have tonight going watch Hurd play tonight. Then go to music row for drinks. I do have Iphone 5 with 64 gb. I will send you se sweet messages.

M Man on 30 Nov 2012 - 6:17pm #

This thread makes me happy that I paid for my 11W subscription, to get behind the paywall... Has there ever been a thread more chock full of win than this one? Great start to a MAC Championship weekend!