PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
I think he may have Paterno'ed himself after our last score. #sharted
he went to eat a quick pie before the end of the game...the guy has hunger pain issues !
Hey, sharting is a real issue, just ask Mark Titus
Or Evan Turner.
I thought I saw him point at a hot dog vendor in the stands right before the TV timeout
All seriousness, what was that about?
I don't think it was because he sharted, with an a$$ that big I`m sure he was wearing depends. Had to be last call at the concession stand.
Good player's make the play's they're suppose to, great player's make the play's they're NOT !!!
He knew with the TV timeouts he had time to go in and do his 7 Minute Abs workout before the game ended.
Did Brady Joke really leave at 7 minutes left at some point and come back? Or is this just some inside joke? I know he didn't shake Urban's hand because he's a sore loser and a fraud.
Wolverines are garbage
He really did. I sit in 26A and watched him jog off the field with two police officers. He apparently came back but I didn't catch his return.
Hoke got a lead on a stash of hostess twinkies that haven't been sold yet and had to leave immediately
Crap! I was in the midst of a brilliant "Jabba the Hoke heard there was a twinky delivery at a local Sam's Club..." joke when I saw your comment. Well done, sir.
Urb asked him if he washed his hands and made him mad
Trying t a reservation at Golden Coral
Hoke was probably checking on his van down by the river.
Dude looks so much like Fred Flintstone.
Looks like a caveman - coaches like one too...
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
I didn't hear anything but I wouldn't doubt if his own fans made threats
O H I O is the Buckeye State
I love Brady Hoke fat jokes so much. Thank God Urban is in relatively better shape and we can take the liberty of ribbing scUM's head manblob :D
"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes
I wonder if his momma's fat?
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left... So they started crying and headed home.
Maybe he rubbed some flex-all on his arms cause he was getting cramps from crossing them the while game. That dude has serious issues. Errrrr I'm so tough I can wear shirtsleeves in cold weather! That's cool dude but don't hug urself the whole game like a complete puss. I bet even scUM fans were embarrassed.
I noticed the Hokester tried wearing a headset today too, which just looked silly at this point in the season...
MGoBlog should change its name to MGoBlob
Wow. Running? Any seismic readings on that?
"Fat guy in a little shirt....."
"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes
All jokes aside, just wondering why he really left the field?
Take a leak? That would be my guess.
I would say that makes the most sense.
I saw him guzzling water and witnessed him move ever so gracefully away from some that dropped from his muzzle. Im guessing that it missed his feet. He was also standing outside in the cold in a polo the entire time. I am willing to bet he had to tinkle.
What was the deal with the short sleeves yesterday? I just don't get what he was trying to prove...
Fat guys sweat real easily. The run from the tunnel to sideline was enough to make Hoke sweat.
The hamburgler strikes again
not comparable to Paterno as Joe was so amazed by the reverse field 60 yd TD strike Troy threw to Robiskie that he crapped his pants on sheer amazement.
It doesn't seem fair. Michigan needed a coach and a couple big names and not so big names turn them down. They get all the way down the list to a slow talking, fat guy with a losing record, but go with him because he's from Ohio and maybe he can be the next Bo. I think this Ohio guy will end up being more of a Gary Moeller...less of a drinker but more of an eater.
Ohio State needed a coach and got an immediate yes from a coach who all the experts had rated the number 1 or 2 college coach in the nation.
I hated how all year the sports media people kept saying how great this rivalry was going to be with now that Urban is here and both school now have great coaches. WTF??? What a false equivalency! Don't let Hoke get lumped in with Urban who's won huge at every school and won multiple national titles, when he (Hoke) brought a losing record and his biggest win is against Ohio State's suspension depleted team that had more losses than any OSU team in over 100 years, and a temp coach to boot. Does anyone think Hoke beats what would have been the Tressel / Pryor lead Buckeyes last year? Yes the rivalry will continue to be great and TTUN may win a game or two but it feels great knowing that they will be facing us as big underdogs in the head coach column, at least as long as Urban is around.
Had things been in order last year Hoke would now be 0-2.
The biggest joke is people calling this the new Ten Year War....If it's a war it will be reminiscent of Genghis Khan's tactical and unrelenting route of genocidal murder and hostile takeover through Asia.
This year will be the closest game for the next ohhhhh lets say 6 years.
Here's hoping its another 10 year beatdown like the one JT's teams delivered upon Carr/Rodriguez. That era was glorious.
Must've heard about the hot dog shortage and booked it straight to the concession stand.
I do know that with only a couple minutes to go they put Hoke on the scoreboard video and the crowd wants nuts and boo'ed. They left him on for a good 10-15 seconds.
The look on his face was PRICELESS.
I didn't even hear boos. I only heard laughing!
First Hoke tried to pull a Woody by wearing short sleves and then he tried a JoePa by trotting off the field to change his Depends. Guy is a follower, not a leader. Who is going to follow a guy with a potato in his pants?
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