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Brady Hoke leaving the field with about 7 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter...

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bodast67 on 24 Nov 2012 - 8:32pm #

he went to eat a quick pie before the end of the game...the guy has hunger pain issues !

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buck-I.8 on 24 Nov 2012 - 8:33pm #

Hey, sharting is a real issue, just ask Mark Titus

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NoVA Buckeye on 24 Nov 2012 - 10:53pm #

Or Evan Turner.

/Duff'd It

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Rx Script Ohio on 24 Nov 2012 - 8:34pm #

I thought I saw him point at a hot dog vendor in the stands right before the TV timeout

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Urbz4President on 24 Nov 2012 - 8:44pm #

All seriousness, what was that about? 

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sidz-z on 24 Nov 2012 - 8:47pm #

I don't think it was because he sharted, with an a$$ that big I`m sure he was wearing depends. Had to be last call at the concession stand.

Good player's make the play's they're suppose to, great player's make the play's they're NOT !!!

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D. Anthony on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:36pm #

He knew with the TV timeouts he had time to go in and do his 7 Minute Abs workout before the game ended.

D. Anthony

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Urban Warfare on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:40pm #

Did Brady Joke really leave at 7 minutes left at some point and come back? Or is this just some inside joke? I know he didn't shake Urban's hand because he's a sore loser and a fraud.

Wolverines are garbage

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741 on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:42pm #

He really did. I sit in 26A and watched him jog off the field with two police officers. He apparently came back but I didn't catch his return.

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BuckiScott on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:41pm #

Hoke got a lead on a stash of hostess twinkies that haven't been sold yet and had to leave immediately 

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Deshaun on 25 Nov 2012 - 12:14am #

Crap! I was in the midst of a brilliant "Jabba the Hoke heard there was a twinky delivery at a local Sam's Club..." joke when I saw your comment. Well done, sir.

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WayCraKen on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:42pm #

Urb asked him if he washed his hands and made him mad

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osuforlife on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:43pm #

Trying t a reservation at Golden Coral

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Urban Warfare on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:44pm #

Hoke was probably checking on his van down by the river.

 

Wolverines are garbage

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jkrk on 24 Nov 2012 - 9:49pm #

Dude looks so much like Fred Flintstone.

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Poison nuts on 25 Nov 2012 - 5:13am #

Looks like a caveman - coaches like one too...

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

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xtremebuckeye on 24 Nov 2012 - 10:23pm #

I didn't hear anything but I wouldn't doubt if his own fans made threats

O H I O is the Buckeye State

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MediBuck on 24 Nov 2012 - 11:03pm #

I love Brady Hoke fat jokes so much. Thank God Urban is in relatively better shape and we can take the liberty of ribbing scUM's head manblob :D

"There is a force that makes us all brothers, no one goes his way alone." --Woody Hayes

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buckeyedude on 8 Dec 2012 - 12:57pm #

I wonder if his momma's fat?

"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." 

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mclovin on 24 Nov 2012 - 11:19pm #

Maybe he rubbed some flex-all on his arms cause he was getting cramps from crossing them the while game. That dude has serious issues. Errrrr I'm so tough I can wear shirtsleeves in cold weather!  That's cool dude but don't hug urself the whole game like a complete puss. I bet even scUM fans were embarrassed.  

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Rjpfish2 on 25 Nov 2012 - 12:07am #

I noticed the Hokester tried wearing a headset today too, which just looked silly at this point in the season...

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GoBucks713 on 25 Nov 2012 - 12:17am #

MGoBlog should change its name to MGoBlob

-The Aristocrats!

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xtremebuckeye on 25 Nov 2012 - 12:28am #

MGoBlow

O H I O is the Buckeye State

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Hovenaut on 25 Nov 2012 - 12:57am #

Wow. Running? Any seismic readings on that?

"Fat guy in a little shirt....."

"Success - it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

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GeorgiaBuckeye2114 on 25 Nov 2012 - 1:18am #

All jokes aside, just wondering why he really left the field?

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Urbz4President on 25 Nov 2012 - 1:27am #

Take a leak? That would be my guess. 

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xtremebuckeye on 25 Nov 2012 - 2:03am #

I would say that makes the most sense. 

O H I O is the Buckeye State

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USMC11917 on 25 Nov 2012 - 5:24am #

I saw him guzzling water and witnessed him move ever so gracefully away from some that dropped from his muzzle. Im guessing that it missed his feet. He was also standing outside in the cold in a polo the entire time. I am willing to bet he had to tinkle.

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Right Again on 25 Nov 2012 - 9:21am #

What was the deal with the short sleeves yesterday?  I just don't get what he was trying to prove...

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J.Mo on 25 Nov 2012 - 10:36am #

Fat guys sweat real easily. The run from the tunnel to sideline was enough to make Hoke sweat.

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Rural Meyer on 25 Nov 2012 - 1:29am #

The hamburgler strikes again 

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SpoonerBuck33 on 25 Nov 2012 - 2:26am #

not comparable to Paterno as Joe was so amazed by the reverse field 60 yd TD strike Troy threw to Robiskie that he crapped his pants on sheer amazement.

 

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D. Anthony on 25 Nov 2012 - 9:03am #

It doesn't seem fair. Michigan needed a coach and a couple big names and not so big names turn them down. They get all the way down the list to a slow talking, fat guy with a losing record, but go with him because he's from Ohio and maybe he can be the next Bo. I think this Ohio guy will end up being more of a Gary Moeller...less of a drinker but more of an eater.

Ohio State needed a coach and got an immediate yes from a coach who all the experts had rated the number 1 or 2 college coach in the nation. 

I hated how all year the sports media people kept saying how great this rivalry was going to be with now that Urban is here and both school now have great coaches. WTF??? What a false equivalency! Don't let Hoke get lumped in with Urban who's won huge at every school and won multiple national titles, when he (Hoke) brought a losing record and his biggest win is against Ohio State's suspension depleted team that had more losses than any OSU team in over 100 years, and a temp coach to boot. Does anyone think Hoke beats what would have been the Tressel / Pryor lead Buckeyes last year? Yes the rivalry will continue to be great and TTUN may win a game or two but it feels great knowing that they will be facing us as big underdogs in the head coach column, at least as long as Urban is around.

D. Anthony

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LouGroza on 25 Nov 2012 - 9:27am #

Had things been in order last year Hoke would now be 0-2.

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CO 303 Buckeye on 25 Nov 2012 - 10:12am #

The biggest joke is people calling this the new Ten Year War....If it's a war it will be reminiscent of Genghis Khan's tactical and unrelenting route of genocidal murder and hostile takeover through Asia.

This year will be the closest game for the next ohhhhh lets say 6 years.

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741 on 25 Nov 2012 - 10:20am #

Here's hoping its another 10 year beatdown like the one JT's teams delivered upon Carr/Rodriguez. That era was glorious.

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Bolt on 25 Nov 2012 - 9:54am #

Must've heard about the hot dog shortage and booked it straight to the concession stand.

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KBonay on 25 Nov 2012 - 11:02am #

I do know that with only a couple minutes to go they put Hoke on the scoreboard video and the crowd wants nuts and boo'ed. They left him on for a good 10-15 seconds. 

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Urbz4President on 26 Nov 2012 - 1:50am #

The look on his face was PRICELESS. 

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Adam21 on 26 Nov 2012 - 1:56am #

I didn't even hear boos. I only heard laughing!

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Northbrook on 25 Nov 2012 - 11:13am #

First Hoke tried to pull a Woody by wearing short sleves and then he tried a JoePa by trotting off the field to change his Depends. Guy is a follower, not a leader. Who is going to follow a guy with a potato in his pants?

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