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Medical Doctors only in this thread - Braxton injury

We seem to have a lot of MD's posting about how Braxton's injury was BS, he had to have a concussion, etc. So I figured I would start a thread where all these doctors (man this board has a TON!!) could converse about how they know he had to have a concussion.

Remember, MD's only!

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cajunbuckeye on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:41pm #

I played the role of a doctor in a 6th grade theatrical presentation, and I'm highly opinionated on the subject. Soooo, I don't qualify?

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Squirrel Master on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:45pm #

I'm not a doctor but I stayed at a holiday inn express once!


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kr66osu on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:48pm #

I've seen an ambulance before, do I qualify?

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TheBadOwl on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:49pm #

I've been in an ambulance like twice, and I have a headache. Am I qualified?

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

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Maceyko on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:51pm #

I was a doctor in my high school's rendition of Harvey so I am qualified to say nothing, but I will gladly bill Medicaid for my services if I can!

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Buckeyejason on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:53pm #

"You're not a doctor you're a curly headed fuck!"- Step brothers 

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Squirrel Master on 20 Oct 2012 - 10:56pm #

I play a doctor on TV! How you doin?


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cajunbuckeye on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:00pm #

Is there a Doctor in the house?

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buckeyestu on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:08pm #

i rode in an ambulance once, after a viollent collision, nothing was wrong with me, just a precaution, does that qualify me as a medical expert?

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Boom777 on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:21pm #

Does it count if you just call yourself Doc or do you really have to be a M.D? I don't call myself either just wondering but I say for all the nay sayer out there lets slam them on their head and see if they can run or throw a pass. Then they can speak from experience. Maybe some will be ok maybe some will get knocked out, you just got to see what happens

Wherever you are, there you be!

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Toilrt Paper on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:23pm #

My only ride in an ambulance was wierd. After 3 surgeries and 2 weeks in Cleveland Metro. They took me from there to another hospital about 75 miles away. They give me 2 Tylenal with Codeins and strapped me on my back to a gerney. When we get to the city I lived in I'm still in lala land when they ask ME!?! how to get to the hospital??? My head is spinning, I'm trying to look out of the back window of the ambulance, upside down, trying to recognize landmarks? That made my head hurt worse than the half dozen broken bones I had.

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hodge on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:25pm #

Doctor?  Doctor who?

Oh, no he's not really a doctor.  But he is the Doctor.

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HighBallAce on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:30pm #

I've played doctor with a few girls in my time!....hehe

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cajunbuckeye on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:32pm #

Is there a Doctor Hackenbush in the room? Doctor Hackenbush?

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BME_Buckeye on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:53pm #

I'm no medical doctor but I do have some experience with sports injuries. When I saw it, I wasn't thinking of it as a concussion but an AC sprain. I thought the impact from the ground would have caused the head of the humerus back into the glenoid fossa of the glenohumeral joint and tore ligaments in the process. It also looked liked it could have been a labrum tear. Thankfully there are no symptoms, no sprains and the X-rays were negative. I'm assuming you took some type of anatomy class since you are Pharmbuck (pharmacy). If not see the image below. 

 

Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012 
 

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WayCraKen on 20 Oct 2012 - 11:57pm #

Im sure I qualify. My favorite all time song is Doctor Doctor by no other than UFO.   No one out there knows what Im talking about so it qualifies me even more. Check out link below for your listening pleasure. 

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=TDRHuVqO1dE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DTD...

 

 

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dbit on 21 Oct 2012 - 12:04am #

Medical students???  Nahhh, we don't know that we don't know anything.

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PharmBuck on 21 Oct 2012 - 12:04am #

I am so happy this thread turned out the way I hoped it would.

+1,000 internet points for all

 

"You're pissed because we went after a committed guy? Guess what, we got 9 guys who better go do it again," said Meyer. "Do it a little harder next time."

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ATXbucknut on 21 Oct 2012 - 12:40am #

I used to dispense illicit narcotics.   In my professional opinion, Brax just needs a few nights off to recuperate.  I would prescribe him a nickel bag of the sticky icky to assist in his recovery.

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ohhiyo on 21 Oct 2012 - 12:50am #

i wish to be a doctor one day, so after watching the video, my conclusion is a broken hand

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southbymidwest on 21 Oct 2012 - 2:01am #

UFO isn't the only band looking for a Doctor Doctor, for those of us of a certain generation, there are the Thompson Twins:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW5kIhcByac

Do I qualify because I used to know the lyrics to this song?

 

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kareemabduljacobb on 21 Oct 2012 - 2:17am #

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mshaf on 21 Oct 2012 - 9:28am #

I watched Ben Casey when I was younger so I am definitely an expert !

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Mush on 21 Oct 2012 - 9:40am #

Waycracken, as you know UFO is the most under rated band in rock history. Now SouthbyMidwest you need the banhammer for a couple weeks mentioning the Thompson Twins..just sayin'

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Drewbuckeye on 21 Oct 2012 - 9:39am #

I am a DR. A Dr. Pepper that is!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOL

F--- Michigan!

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Mush on 21 Oct 2012 - 9:43am #

If Braxton Miller had a " Dr.J fro" it might of softened his landing

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cajunbuckeye on 21 Oct 2012 - 9:45am #

I had a dream that I was a doctor, and I was on the staff at tOSU Med Center. Braxton autographed my lab coat after he was released!!!

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WayCraKen on 21 Oct 2012 - 10:18am #

@MUSH by showing your superior knowledge I am sure you also know the name Micheal Schenker as any true air guitarist would and Doctors would. But you do know its you, me and maybe only a few other select few that have this UFO knowledge. 

FYI. They are on tour in November. Mainly Milwaukee area. 

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Poison nuts on 21 Oct 2012 - 10:14am #

Different strokes for different folks Mush..I gave Southbymidwest a helmet sticker just for mentioning the Thompson Twins...;)

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

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BME_Buckeye on 21 Oct 2012 - 10:24am #

I see I took this thread way too serious. I'll put away my classnotes now and face palm myself. Gosh I feel like a nerd. 

Ohio State's band SLAUGHTERED Michigan's band. If this were a football game, it would have been Florida State vs. Savannah State. - SB Nation following OSU vs. UM 2012 
 

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cajunbuckeye on 21 Oct 2012 - 10:27am #

Epic FAIL due to comedic hijacking

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D. Anthony on 21 Oct 2012 - 11:05am #

Does the opinion of an amature gynecologist count?

D. Anthony

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PharmBuck on 21 Oct 2012 - 10:43am #

Cajun, I think you need to turn your sarcasm detector on...

"You're pissed because we went after a committed guy? Guess what, we got 9 guys who better go do it again," said Meyer. "Do it a little harder next time."

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Mush on 21 Oct 2012 - 10:47am #

@WAYCRACKEN - Long time fan of UFO since the late 70's and finally seen the boys in Dayton last year at McGuffey's. Maybe we can take SouthbyMidwest with us and leave his Thompson Twins CD's at home....

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Mush on 21 Oct 2012 - 3:12pm #

@POISON they way this thread is turning out....everyone gets a helmet sticker, even the conspiracy theorists who think The Wexner Center fudged Braxton's medical reports.

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CALPOPPY on 21 Oct 2012 - 11:21am #

They call me Dr., but I only have a PhD. Now if you want to talk about anatomy, at least plant anatomy, or taxonomy, or plant biology then I am your man! 

What's that? You don't want to talk plant anatomy or taxonomy or plant biology? Oh. OK. Sorry. I'll leave you alone.

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buckeye76BHop on 21 Oct 2012 - 11:46am #

I'm a doctor not a...

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