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"As 250-lb TE Jake Stoneburner sprinted away from 205-lb safety Jake Fagnano, after hauling in a perfectly thrown pass from Heisman candidate Braxton Miller, I'm betting Mark Emmert was smiling. The team that 'ain't come to play skool' snuck past the team that graduates 91% of all student athletes, and 94% of African American student athletes - 30% above the national average, and light years ahead of Emmert's two most recent universities, Washington and LSU. I'm certain that this was exactly what that d**khead's "package of sanctions" was intended to create, because he mistakenly thinks the Penn State Pride came from football victory-at-all-costs, as it did at the schools he oversaw. That's just how stupid he really is. Our crime wasn't missing a pedophile who had disguised himself as a humanitarian, it was pride: pride at recruiting within the rules, graduating athletes, and occasionally making a run on the field, while many other institutions were caught cheating just to win a stupid football game. You're a dope, Emmert, if you think that any Penn Stater could be less proud of this team. There were nearly 110,000 there Saturday night to prove it."

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tennbuckeye19 on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:19pm #

Yet another sign that Penn State still doesn't get it.

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bleedscarletpis... on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:34pm #

They are probably pissed because they only have 5 wins since 1998.

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Bolt on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:35pm #

Jesus.

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ohst8buxCP on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:42pm #

Penn State has the most delusional fanbase of any sports team. They just don't get it. It's actually pretty sad.

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TBDBITL0509 on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:46pm #

Yes, everyone is out to get you.

Wow...

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JoeinCbus on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:47pm #

I think he means "more" proud.  Then again, he's a PSU grad.  We'll take it slowly.

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1stYrBuckIClub on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:50pm #

I hate Penn State fans more and more with every bit of garbage like this I read...

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JasonBuck on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:51pm #

Still the most dillusional fan base in America...they deserve everything they get...oh how I wish they would have gotten the "death penalty"!!!

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Poison nuts on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:52pm #

That was truly saddening to read & yet....funny at the same time.

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

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Steve Earle Bru... on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:55pm #

There were nearly 110,000 there Saturday night to prove it."

I wouldn't be shocked if it started drifting closer to 90,000 after the Buckeyes went up 28-10. Completely fairweather fanbase. Couldn't fill the stadium for an 0-2 start, and then they decide to show up again once the team shows it's still capable of beating up on the conference's patsies. Then they give up on "their" team once they start engaging in another time-honored Penn State tradition: getting put in their place by the Ohio State Buckeyes.

The North remembers.

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NoVA Buckeye on 28 Oct 2012 - 4:59pm #

It was 107,000 actually.

Emmert probably hates Ohio State more than he does Penn State. He's an SEC homer.

"I like to kick Michigan's ass and chew bubble gum, and I'm all out of gum."

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William on 28 Oct 2012 - 5:07pm #

After being told to go "F*ck myself" by some 60 year old PSU fan last year, I'm convinced that PSU, as a school, produces more douchebags per capita than any other university in the world. They'll be irrelevant soon, so honestly, who cares what garbage they say? All that needs to be said is "Look at the scoreboard."

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SonOfBuckeye on 28 Oct 2012 - 5:09pm #

The above is an example of why I can't get onboard with Jason when he writes he's happy to see PSU fans enjoy their football program's fleeting resurgence.  Too many of them (and apparently everyone at BSD since Chris Grovich left) think the NCAA enviously punished them for the "crime" of being too clean and awesome.

 

I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...

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jestertcf on 28 Oct 2012 - 5:24pm #

This post is a mix of hate and self loathing..

~Because we couldn't go for three~

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Urbstache on 28 Oct 2012 - 5:28pm #

That was an actual BSD staff writer??? Yikes.

Urban Warfare

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740 on 28 Oct 2012 - 5:29pm #

the penn state university and community continue to view themselves as victims because they've lost the right to play only one silly football game in january. let me emphasize further: they still have a football program that is permitted to play 12 games a year and generate massive revenues...

"VICTIMIZED": if penn state's punishment is the new meaning of this word, i wish that the empty souls left in the wake of jerry sandusky's sadism- a group of young men still persecuted by the university community for "attacking" the image of a manipulative icon- could only have been "victimized" in the trivial and naive sense of the word with which it is now so insensitively used.

dear penn state: as you continue to wallow in your self-pity, completely oblivious to the human debris that you've left behind, please forgive me if i continue to be ashamed that we allow the detritus that is your university to remain in our conference with such a venerated history.

signed,

THEE university that continues to repent for a measly five tattoos while you reject the decades of felonies to which you have been accomplices

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ChicagoBuck on 28 Oct 2012 - 5:35pm #

They missed a pedophile "who disguised himself as a humanitarian" and who the police occassionally investigate for pedophilia. 

But the real victims are PSU.

Pathetic. 

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Buckeyeneer on 28 Oct 2012 - 6:44pm #

I spent a little time on BWI on Rivals, . . .  oy. . . . I have never seen a more deluded fan base than Penn State. Completely incapable of giving credit to the fact that they got beat. I never heard more excuses in my life.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

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hodge on 28 Oct 2012 - 7:02pm #

"There were nearly 110,000 there Saturday night to prove it."

Tell that to the " 'Proud Penn Staters' that failed to show up at their other four home games. Pride my ass.  I don't remember Ohio Stadium not selling out during our abysmal 6-7 campaign last year.  I cried when we lost to Penn State last year...not because we lost, but because I'd never sit in those hallowed stands again as a student.

It's honestly disappointing to read that.  I went to BSD last night, and the overall sentiment was pretty level-headed.

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O-H Kee Pa on 28 Oct 2012 - 7:08pm #

@740: hear, hear. Well said, sir.

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dsbgobux on 28 Oct 2012 - 7:18pm #

There is a reason handicap parking spots are painted blue and white. It makes it easier for PSU fans to know where to park!

Buckeye in PA purgatory

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bucknut24 on 28 Oct 2012 - 7:39pm #

Denial is a powerful thing when it comes to PSU.  Really thought they would have figured it out by now.

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btalbert25 on 28 Oct 2012 - 8:13pm #

Penn State is already irrelevant.  They have 3 losses and last night showed they have benefitted not only by playing in a horrible B1G this year, but playing the bottom of the conference so far.  Once they played a team with some talent, they got manhandled. 

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btalbert25 on 28 Oct 2012 - 8:21pm #

I've heard some crazy conspiracy theories concerning the NCAA and sports in general, but I have to say this one is special.  So it's his opinion that the NCAA hated Penn State for being too clean.  The NCAA just had to bring them down somehow.  So Emmert cooked up a plan.  He said we need to wait until all the news comes out about Sandusky raping boys and how the school and Joe Pa enabled him for 14 years(but probably much longer as a man doesn't wake up in his 50's one day and just decide hey I'm going to vicitimize kids and ruin lives).  That Emmert is a sneaky bastard that's for sure. 

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tennbuckeye19 on 28 Oct 2012 - 8:44pm #

Our crime wasn't missing a pedophile who had disguised himself as a humanitarian, it was pride: pride at recruiting within the rules, graduating athletes, and occasionally making a run on the field, while many other institutions were caught cheating just to win a stupid football game. 

I love how these hypocrites always go back to how they have a history of "doing things the right way". What they don't understand, and what they still don't get, is that if they always did things the right way then Sandusky would not have been allowed to prey upon young boys for so many years. If they claim football is just a stupid game, then what was it that kept them from turning Sandusy in? Why the cover-up? Why let a pedophile roam free for so many years? Sure does seem like they were trying to protect the school, protect the program, and protect themselves.

But then again, I must be wrong, you know, cause Penn State ALWAYS did things the right way.

 

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AeroBuckeye2001 on 28 Oct 2012 - 10:52pm #

I seriously can't believe some of the stuff I'm reading, especially on Blue and White Illustrated's forums. They're in full conspiracy mode, ripping our fans, proclaiming how they never wanted Urban Meyer, and even wanting out of the B1G for the ACC.

Hopefully this isn't truly represantative of their fan base, because I can't believe people can honestly be this delusional and irrational, especially in the wake of a child-rape cover-up scandal.

http://bwi.rivals.com/forum.asp?fid=36

The Ohio State University Class of 2001
BS Aero & Astronautical Engineering

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rampageripster on 28 Oct 2012 - 11:36pm #

Quick "do I hate Penn St" check......

yup, I still hate Penn St

Cause I couldn't go for three

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