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I Heart Jon Gruden

You guys see his intro on MNF tonight?

Awesome rant about Cutler resembling John Wayne and Josey Wales before verbally dry humping Romo. I love that guy - at the same time, I understand why others don't.

I can't even imagine how nutty he would've been in Columbus had he taken the job all those rumors ago. Would've been entertaining at the very least. 

From Yahoo post:

"He's a modern-day John Wayne," Gruden said of Cutler. "Look at the tape -- he's a modern-day Josey Wales! He gets hit a lot! Hard! But he gets up, and he stays after ya. And I've seen ... this ... kid ... get ... mad. He doesn't just get mad, he gets PLUM-DOG MAD. Just like Josey Wales did. Ya got that, Tirico? When he starts feelin' it, this GUNSLINGER ends your night. He creates more plays for the Chicago Bears than Johnny Lujack did. Some of these throws take your breath away! And if Jay Cutler can make enough plays, the Chicago Bears can win tonight, and win any week.

"And Tony Romo ... I've seen him break his collarbone! I've seen him break a rib!  Puncture a lung! This is the TOUGHEST COWBOY THEY HAVE IN TEXAS!!! But at the end of the night, Tony Romo gets more done on his own than any quarterback in pro football. LOOK AT TONY ROMO CREATE PLAYS WITH HIS LEGS AND HIS ARM. He has no fear ... I love this song ("God Blessed Texas" by Little Texas) ... GOD BLESS TONY ROMO ... They need to change the words of this song. Because without Tony Romo, the Cowboys got no chance. But he is the most dazzling playmaking quarterback in football and I LovewatchinghimRomo.

"GOD BLESS TEXAS!!! Make my day, Tirico ... go ahead. Make my day!!!"

 

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wside buck on 1 Oct 2012 - 9:28pm #

You should have heard him during the Raiders preseason game. Pryor came in and he couldn't stop slobbering over him. Same when TP came to his qb camp. Definitely loves football, thats for sure.

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Culp's Freaking Hill on 1 Oct 2012 - 9:37pm #

Gruden goes over the top here and there, but I think I could listen to him describe anything.

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danman9450 on 1 Oct 2012 - 9:43pm #

Gruden drinking game, take a drink for everytime he says "this guy"

ex. this guy tony romo can throw the ball

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Chris Staff on 1 Oct 2012 - 9:43pm #

Oh, he's definitely not short on hyperbole. I just can't help but love him though because I don't think it's that much of an act. He's legitimately a little bit crazy. 

A post Michigan game victory presser of his would've been insane. 

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Idot08bojangles on 1 Oct 2012 - 9:49pm #

As a native houstonian I hate all things Dallas. I would be ok if they never won another game in their existence

Scarlet and Grey until the day I die.
idotter: September 27, 2008. OSU vs. Minnesota

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JoeinCbus on 1 Oct 2012 - 11:40pm #

A lot of fun to listen to - just don't let him handle your quarterbacks. 

He also has a short expiration date.

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DonkeyPunchAnnArbor on 2 Oct 2012 - 11:18am #

The short expiration date could be said about Urban too.  Here's to hoping that trend doesn't continue!

"Michigan and "huge mistake" are synonymous"
-Mark Titus

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