I'm getting pretty sick of other fans/trolls saying OSU isn't going to a bowl game. So I decided to name all 12 games, bowl games and hope we finish with a 10-2 record or better. If you can add or think of a better name for the bowl games go ahead I'll throw it on the blogger (http://buckeyelounge.blogspot.com/). Maybe I'll write a letter to Mark Emmert and send it to Indy.
Sep 1. Bob Evans Down on the Farm Bowl (Miami OH)
Sep 8. Bowl Band Bowl (Winner gets couches to sit on while the loser gets planks of wood to watch the real bowl games on; UCF)
Sep 15. Rose Bowl (Cal)
Sep 22. The Jeni's Ice Cream Bowl (Winning team gets one scope of ice cream of their choice; UAB)
Sep 29. The Dr.Seuss Grinch Stole Your Christmas Bowl (Winning team fanbase gets to steal one of the presents from the opponenets fanbase; MSU)
Oct 6. The Midwestern Corn Nuts Bowl (Nebraska)
Oct 13. The Bob Knight Scolding Bowl (Losing team must endure a punishment from Bob Knight; Indiana)
Oct 20. Southern Comfort Eggnog Bowl (Losing team is forced to do the gallon challenge with eggnog; Purdue)
Oct 27. NCAA Sanctions Screwed my team over bowl (Penn State)
Nov 3. The IllinbuckBowl (Illinois)
Nov 18. The Deere.com bowl (Winning school is awarded $50,000 in John Deere Products; Wisconsin)
Nov 24. Buckeye Donunts Bowl (The winning team is rewarded with 20 dozens of donunts; Michigan)
Hoke is really gonna try and win this one but fail!
Go Bucks!
ehh....?
Sept. 22- Appomattox Courthouse re-enactment Day Bowl
UAB's Nike Pro-Combat Uni for the game just released:
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What's a Donunt?
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler
How do you sit on plans of wood?
JT
What is eggno?
this made me LOL.
Bucktoooooth, heeyaw?
Brady Hoke will be more motivated to beat "Ohio" then ever before. Could get hairy.
Class of 2010.
What in the
@bucktooth...
can you explain the heeeyaw for me?
i don't always post - but when i do, it's because i've come across the worst post made on the internet on that particular day.
for the sake of the poster, i hope that this was something that was throught up and thumbed out while sitting in rush hour traffic. if you spent any time on this that could have been spent doing something else other than sitting in rush hour traffic, you should seriously re-evaluate the direction your life is headed and take evasive action now.
Donunts and eggno!
"We get paid to score touchdowns, not kick field goals"
-- Urban Meyer
@dumpus
I hope that you are also stuck in traffic because extolling virtues to a fellow poster about their life direction would tend me make me question the direction of your very own life. You should seriously re-evaluate the direction your life is headed, and take evasive action now so people will actually respect you instead of looking at you for what your post comes across as...
@OSU07ASU10
geez man...if you're gonna extoll my extollation of virtues, the least you can do is add some original content. i'm hurt, and i am sorry for damaging my reputation...my reputation on the internet...the internet...
Which your "original" content consisted of merely trolling the OP and putting them down for their obviously humorous and joking post?
Gotcha...
@OSU07ASU10
No, I couldn't put OP down because of his/her "obviously humorous and joking post", because none of what you mentioned (humor, joking, or a combination of the two) was actually included in OP's post - Tim Brando much?
On the "Scale of Trying Too Hard to Be Clever/Hip/Funny", OP's post ranks as a solid "Chris Berman"...although it could have ranked as a bubble "Kenny Mayne" had he included even more marginally-tangential references and added just a touch more veiled condescension.
Or maybe you're right. Maybe I should just pat OP on the back and say "Well, you tried hard, Lupus, but just remember never to give up, no matter what the meanies on the big bad internets say. Here's your participation trophy."
I found the thread entertaining and even tho some words were mispelled i figured them out. I probly mispell more than anyone on here and i dont worry about it because it is a football forum and knot a spelling bea.
O H I O is the Buckeye State
Dumpus, I like your honesty lol
@Dumpus...
you could have chose a third option which is to simply ignore posts that don't quite fit your fancy.
touche, my good sir.
I agree, I thought the thread was dumb but I decide to just not say anything. It is a good option (thought I just got invovled... oops!)
"if irony were made of strawberries, we' d all be drinking a lot of smoothies right now."
Thursday thread of the season so far. Oh, it started Wednesday. Nevermind.
This forum post in gif form:
Some serious SWAG being passed out. You had me at corn nuts
What's the deal with corn nuts?
I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...
Wow...
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987
the third character from the left on that sign kinda looks like abe lincoln with a wicked set of unkempt chops.
HAHA Dumpus, nice catch!
Dumpus owned this thread!
Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.
ASU07OSU10-
Sorry, can't right now. Maybe someday.
Bucktoooooooth, heeyaw.
well dumpus, the sign could have specifically been warning this kid