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Toilet paper...

By Irricoir -17 July 2012
28 Comments
- Football

Read some tweet from some Missouri receiver on ESpn, I am paraphrasing here : "Hearing everything is better in the SEC, The girls are prettier, the air is cleaner and the toilet papers thicker" Or words to that extent. Quite funny if you ask me!

Rural Meyer on 17 Jul 2012 - 5:59pm #

The people are also less educated and full of inbred blood

buck-I.8 on 17 Jul 2012 - 6:00pm #

Cleaner Air? Maybe because there's nothing down there. Also someone's never been to Houston...

Carolina Buckeye on 17 Jul 2012 - 6:26pm #

Houston? Did the cougars join the SEC?

TheBadOwl on 17 Jul 2012 - 6:27pm #

Aren't Vanderbilt and Florida like the only schools that are actually good academically in the SEC? Unless you're going into journalism, since Mizzou has one of the best programs for that in the country, but otherwise it's not nearly as good academically as the B1G.

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

GABuckeye on 17 Jul 2012 - 7:23pm #

Georgia is also a very good school...

William on 17 Jul 2012 - 7:48pm #

Actually Alabama is better than Georgia. The only elite schools are Vanderbilt and Florida.

jmw on 17 Jul 2012 - 8:04pm #

I read where SEC now has more accredited schools than the Big 12. UF, Vandy, Mizzou...of course, I can't find the article to actually support my statement. My guess for the Big 12 accredited schools are the ones that left during the recent conference jumping (Nebraska, Colorado, Mizzou)

NeARBuckeye on 17 Jul 2012 - 8:41pm #

Mizzou is a shitty school. I was at a party there when the floorboards in the living room started to give. Everyone started jumping to try to break through the floor. Granted this is college and everyone's drunk, falling 10 feet onto splintered wood and bare concrete is never a good idea.

Carolina Buckeye on 17 Jul 2012 - 9:04pm #

And a college house is a good indication of the University...

jestertcf on 17 Jul 2012 - 9:15pm #

Just say no to one ply tp...

~Because we couldn't go for three~

CommandHead on 17 Jul 2012 - 10:06pm #

and by "toilet paper" he means "stacks of hundred dollar bills."

Bucks43201 on 17 Jul 2012 - 10:08pm #

Is he referring to SEC diplomas being used as toilet paper when he tweet this? ;)

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

schooey on 17 Jul 2012 - 10:22pm #

Vandy might be a good school, opinions vary. That is the best the SEC has to offer.

ShowThemOhiosHere on 17 Jul 2012 - 10:29pm #

They need thicker toilet paper down there, trust me...

Class of 2010.

703Buckeye on 17 Jul 2012 - 11:05pm #

Schooey: What varying opinions do you hear on Vanderbilt? All I've ever heard is that Vandy's a top-notch school. Most of the rest of the SEC, not so much.

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

TheBadOwl on 17 Jul 2012 - 11:13pm #

Good one, Bucks43201, but we all know that SEC players don't ever graduate.

I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.

Poison nuts on 18 Jul 2012 - 6:20am #

I think he was joking that he still goes to school at Missouri so it's exactly what it's always been. It's sarcasm about how great the SEC is...that even the the TP is better there, when in fact it's still just Missouri. I could be wrong.

The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.

GABuckeye on 18 Jul 2012 - 9:04am #

@William - I'm telling you right now that Georgia is a MUCH better school than Alabama. To think those two are in the same realm is utterly ridiculous. I've had friends with GPAs greater than 4.0 not get accepted into Georgia. If you live in Georgia, you only go to UGA or Georgia Tech. If you don't get accepted, you go to Alabama, Auburn, Ole Miss, etc.

Ethan on 18 Jul 2012 - 9:08am #

Texas A&M is also a strong academic school. They're more "new SEC" than "old SEC", but still

HighBallAce on 18 Jul 2012 - 3:34pm #

Hey, LSU is a good school....LOL Right up there with Ohio University.

Bucksfan on 18 Jul 2012 - 4:14pm #

The girls are prettier than in the BigXII? Sorry, but if that B1G mascot call me maybe parody was any indication, we're pretty glad to have Nebraska on board. Tired of the "our girls are prettier than your girls" crap. F'ing lame.

Buckeyeneer on 18 Jul 2012 - 4:19pm #

I just drove through campus today while heading back to the office and I can assure everyone that the, . . . ahem . . . talent is not just on the football field.

"Because the rules won't let you go for three." - Woody Hayes
THE Ohio State University

tennbuckeye19 on 18 Jul 2012 - 4:39pm #

I've always felt that Florida had the ugliest girls. Case in point:

703Buckeye on 18 Jul 2012 - 5:04pm #

Tenn: Pic of the day right there!

"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter

bukyze on 18 Jul 2012 - 7:15pm #

And we can't even see her 'wad of pubes' hanging from the back of her head.

btalbert25 on 18 Jul 2012 - 7:35pm #

Meh, I've never been too big on comparing the academics. It's not as if people who go to UK or Tennessee have garbage degrees or they don't put in hard work at their schools. I have a cousin and friend who went to med school at UK, and they came out and got jobs immediately at good hospitals.

I went to NKU, which is not nearly the level of school that UK is in terms of resources and programs offered etc, and I do ok, I have plenty of friends who graduated from NKU as well that are pulling down nice salaries too. So, I don't know, ripping academics of schools was never worth much to me. You get out of college what you put into it. You can get a high quality education anywhere, it doesn't matter what some ranking system by US News and World Report puts out there.