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LMAO
+1
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
Wow interesting stuff about . I really didnt think we had a shot with or were even in his top 5. Hopefully Urban can close the deal with and maybe get his stud teammate too! (Note: The blanks are a joke as there is no inside info meaning no prospect, just a joke...)
A terrible joke... U used a different name for him every time u mentioned him..
Nicholas l Ernst
yeah sorry i have problems spelling his name right
LMAO ^^^^^ at this too! Don't think I've laughed so hard reading stuff here ever!
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987
HA! Kudos to you sir, my coworkers are looking at me strange as I bust out laughing at my computer. -must make it seem like i am working now-
~Because we couldn't go for three~
How fast is nothing's shuttle? Fawk u bruh :P
"You have to slay the selfish beast inside of you and be your brother's keeper" - Chris Spielman, on being a great teammate
Hahaha
I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.
JACK TATUM
Hey 1.8,
Get over yourself dude,
Your chasing 16, 17 and 18 year olds and passing yourself off as some kind of expert. That, sounds like the second coming of Jerry.
^ Buzz Kill
reality usually is.
BUCNDC, if this is some new kind of troll humor, take it over to
http://www.elevenwarriors.com/forum/football/2012/07/drewbuckeyes-inside...
Thanks for a laugh, I-8 (yes, it's and I, which is pronounced "eye").
crimson,
I have been a buckeye all my life. I just don't get my jollies at others expense. It's pretty easy to call someone a troll if you don't like their comment. I is one. a roman numeral. Thanks for the laugh.
Bucndc: I really hope you realize that I-8 is having fun and not claiming to have "insider info". You gotta try and calm down.
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
not upset at all. Thanks for the concern though.
EW EW....can I be an insider to? I wanna get paid the big bucks baby!
Get paid the big Bucks for info about the Bucks (I like it)
I want to know who your sources' sources are!
Guys, guys, settle down. You'll get you information in good time.
My sources are the sentient composition of BUCNDC's collective level of butthurt right now, which is contributing about as much to this board as the amount of insider information I possess.
Furthermore, DC, it is most obviously I.8, which is phonetically "buckeye", which is, you know, the name of our teams. .8 is my dot number at this fine academic institution.
Please calm down and stop defecating upon my party, as it is Saturday night.
Well I thought this shit was funny. Thank you sir. That is all.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
1.8
While you are sitting around looking up words on wiki, I am enjoying my wine in the company of some fine female companionship. Party on dude, just wash the sheets when you are done.
Oooooh, are you having a picnic by any chance? The only reason I ask is because you mentioned wine, and you quite obviously have a sizeable stick wedged into your rectum this evening.
Also, please do not confuse "looking up words" with "being more intelligent than you".
Finally, internet tough guy, usually when I'm in the presence of female companionship, I don't tend to spend my time posting on sports message boards. As would be the scenario had I not just come home from work. So, there's a little red flag for you there, I sincerely hope you're lying.
Haha you both possess valid arguments.
1.8,
Settle down little boy. Some people are able to expand their palet beyond budlight. You seem to have some homophobic anger, obviously left over from that circle jerk last night.
I'm not sure if you only know half of the words that I used, or you can't really read, or what...
Not sure I criticized your drinking of wine, or said anything remotely homophobic, so I really can't follow this disjointed logic right now.
Again though, you're replying alarmingly quick for someone with "fine female companionship".
1.8
As would be the scenario had I not just come home from work. So, there's a little red flag for you there, I sincerely hope you're lying.
This wouldn't pass for a sentence in in remedial english, smart guy.
However, though playing "interpret the idiot" with Mr. Tough Guy is a great way to spend my evening, I think I shall be departing.
Of course, to go check with my insiders to procure all manners of insider information, which I promise I totally have, everyone.
BUCK-I.8, AWAY!
PS. but forreal bro, keep crying, I only ask that you spread your butthurt into many comments at a time, because i'd really like to win the People's Champ in next week's digest. Bye now!
Lol this is a great thread, I love it...
Final Words: Let's all take a good look at how BUCNDC took a sentence I wrote, that had immaculate, and completely correct grammar and organization, and then tried to tell me that it sounded stupid.
I didn't expect to feel pity on my Saturday night
Final Words: Go Bucks! Fuck you Michigan!
As would be the scenario had I not just come home from work.
nuff said.
I said...
Final Words: Go Bucks! Fuck you Michigan!
Can some English major or something please explain to this philistine how that sentence is in no way incorrect? It's like talking to a boulder.
If anything, the only argument you could make is that since I didn't use comma for continuation, it could be a fragment, as we don't use "as" in that way to start a sentence in formal speech. However, this is not formal speech, and so this absence is acceptable.
Really does no one understand final words, final words mean that no one post anything else... you guys keep ruining my final words... really...
The guy can't even spell "palate" correctly... "palet??" I don't think I'm going to take any English grammar lessons from him.
Let's just put aside the animousity, crack open some Natural Light, and make some bad decisions.
I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.
Im 17 so can I have a Pepsi?
That escalated quickly.
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
LOL yea
Command: I thought it was "pellet." haha He also spelled Bud Light as "budlight."
"Attack the Strong, Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead!"
-Former OSU S&C Coach Lichter
Buck.I.8, I just gotta know. If you were in a circle jerk last night, did you hit the biscuit or were you the pivot man?....lol I'm sorry but I couldn't resist that one......lol
Uhhh, I'm not sure what those things mean.
LOL
It alarms me just the slightest that you're so up on the lingo
Now im confused.....
haha actually thought there was something here
Buckeye till I'm dead
Some people spend way to much time on this bored. Not really worth a fight.
Hit the biscuit??? Pivot man??? WTF???
The world is full of kings & queens who'll blind your eyes & steal your dreams - it's heaven & hell - Ronnie James Dio.
You guys come one the man @HALLBALACE is just talking about the infamous game called soggy biscuit.
Thread of the year so far lol you guys made my night
So much circlejerking. Is this Reddit?
I wouldn't cheer for Michigan if they were playing the Taliban.
~Because we couldn't go for three~
Yes Remington! I had forgotten where I heard where it came from...no pun intended....LOL but our school was playing Wellington in basketball and for some reason one of their boys was sharing the locker room with us and he was telling us about the biscuit and it was one of the funniest things I had ever heard. I guess they either do it used to do it in Britain and the way I understand it is you have a circle of guys and everyone tries to hit the biscuit and the one who misses has to eat it I think? Thats where the group "Limp Biscuit" got their name from I guess?
Strictly for "educational purposes" for the younger guys, I present to you......ROTFLMAO
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/bbd8a341f7/circle-jerk-soggy-biscuit
This reminds me of my Freshman year at Delaware Christian. I had gone to Buckeye Valley for my first 8 years of school and so I learned some really stupid childish pranks that the kids at DCS hadn't been exposed to yet. So with very little effort I was the devils advocate for my first 2 weeks of school at DCS until I got caught that is.....lol There's this way you can take a bobby pin and twist it into 2 loops and then rest the lip of the second loop onto the flat part of the bobby pin. So when you set up the trap so to speak, you put the bobby pin on someone and it snaps them. It hurts like HELL! I mean you feel like someone literally shot you! Then nobody knew how to make a pen popper gun. I'm sure alot of ya'll know how to make one cause there not really secret now and every kid knows how pretty much. But you take a Bic ball point pen and take it apart. Then outside of the pen or the tube you use to set up the popper part. You take a spit wad and chew on it for awhile and then put into one end of the tube. Stuff down into one side with the pen part or the guts. Then you make another spit wad and stuff it into the other side. It's best if you can find a harder ram rod for the spit wads if you can instead using the inside of the pen because it's too soft and it breaks after one or two times. Anyway, when you push the one part of the spit wad up into the popper it makes a popping sound and shoots the other end across the room pretty hard. It'll nail somebody and is pretty nasty and you can hide it before someone else see's it and get away with it for a pretty good while but it wasn't hard for out principle to figure out that the new kid from the public school was teaching the other kids the evils of public school.....lol
Anyway, if ya'll really wanna get over on someone and I wouldn't know this other than my gf did it to me. You take someone's tube of toothpaste and empty about the first inch or so out of it out. Then you take Vagasil and squeeze it back into their toothpaste! OMG you wanna talk about pissing someone off! I would have killed her if I could have gotten ahold of her...lol It tastes nasty but you don't realize you've put it in your mouth till it starts to kick in and it makes your mouth and tongue go completly numb for a good 5 minutes but when you do it to someone else, it's funny as hell!
LOL at this post
I couldn't agree more with Brick above...I still don't know what 1.8 and BUCNDC were talking/yelling about.
Not to mention Alex...I laughed so hard last night that I thought I was going to throw up;-)
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you."
"I love football. I think it is most wonderful game in world and I despise to lose."
Woody Hayes 1913 - 1987
People's champ, bitches. keep the train rolling
Guys,
I just received this package in the mail from Buck I-8. I haven't opened it yet, but when I do, I'll be sure to let you all know what's inside.
^ I lol'd
Buck-I.8
has any info been leaked to you on the status of Stoneburner and Mewhort?
Can I get cliff notes on what happened in here?
@Tenn don't be shocked if that mail feels a little empty.
@John Blair, the only think involving Stoneburner and Mewhort that leaked was... wait, can I say that?
Sorry guys, this was the only thing inside that envelope from Buck-I.8:
At least Reddit is civil.
^^^Haha