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Ann Arbor Native Burned at Chipotle

I went up to the counter at Chipotle yesterday, out here on the west coast, while wearing an Ohio State hat.  

The guy taking orders suddenly saw my hat and sneeringly said, "Hey!  I'm from Ann Arbor!"

I said, "And look at where you're working!"

Torched.

A few seconds later, I asked if he was out here for school, and he said "yes."  I told him that it was good he got out of there early.

Go Bucks!

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bassplayer7770 on 8 Mar 2012 - 2:22pm #

You win.  Nice work.

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M Man on 8 Mar 2012 - 2:47pm #

Hmmm.  Ann Arbor.  Probably insufficient GPA and SAT scores.  Which would quite rightly send somebody like that packing, to Ypsilanti, Lansing or Columbus.  It's sad, but it happens.  Some children do get left behind.  A few of the clever ones find their way to Evanston.

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kareemabduljacobb on 8 Mar 2012 - 3:06pm #

^Says the Wolverqueen posting on an Ohio State fan website.  We get it, you want to be like us!!

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Bucksfan on 8 Mar 2012 - 3:13pm #
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M Man on 8 Mar 2012 - 3:35pm #

Actually, I know the guy you are talking about.  He used to work up here, in a chicken franchise called Los Pollos Hermanos:

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Run_Fido_Run on 8 Mar 2012 - 3:38pm #

M Man: Bucksfan said he's on the west coast. If California, and he got accepted out-of-state to a UC, then his SAT/GRE scores were probably high enough even for your fair alma mater. And that seems like a decent possibility because not many kids will travel 2,000 miles to attend Chico State or Cal State Northridge. Maybe the poor prodigy couldn't wait to get out of AA?   

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flipbuckeye on 8 Mar 2012 - 3:40pm #

THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARRASSED.

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otrain2416 on 8 Mar 2012 - 5:14pm #

Boom roasted

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SonOfBuckeye on 8 Mar 2012 - 6:25pm #

Actually, I know the guy you are talking about.  He used to work up here, in a chicken franchise called Los Pollos Hermanos:

Buckstache > maize and blue:

I clicked on it... I regretted it immediately...

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439LawDog on 8 Mar 2012 - 8:51pm #

Same thing happened to me at Disneyworld. Was at EPCOT with my family in the Waste Management area wearing my usual tOSU gear. The worker began to give me a rough time when I noticed his name tag stated that he was from PSU. I pointed out that his choice of schools made him rather qualified to be working a trash exhibit and I took great pleasure in watching his cocky smile disappear as he walked away with his tail between his legs. 

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JakeBuckeye on 8 Mar 2012 - 9:02pm #

I mean, yeah Go Buckeyes and Fuck Michigan/Penn State ect., but it gets to a point where its just rude, 439Lawdog ^

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hail2victors9 on 8 Mar 2012 - 11:42pm #

You guys need love or someone to commit so you aren't reduced to commenting on threads this sad.

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

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UpNorthBuckeye on 9 Mar 2012 - 2:04am #

I've got to agree with hail on this one...thread=facepalm/smh

"Love my State, hate the football"

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dgrubbs on 9 Mar 2012 - 10:38am #

Stay thirsty M Man...

 

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Denny on 9 Mar 2012 - 10:50am #

Heisenberg says relax, M Man.

Taquitos.

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Bucks Mod on 9 Mar 2012 - 12:06pm #

Wow.

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funky123 on 9 Mar 2012 - 1:08pm #

Good one DGRUBBS. Still laughing.

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hail2victors9 on 9 Mar 2012 - 3:03pm #

@DGRUBBS

I have that same thing hanging up in my cubicle at work...only a different picture of him and of course it says OSU grads.

@Funky123

Your profile pic is hilarious!  You're not a Buckeye fan I hope

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

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