I went up to the counter at Chipotle yesterday, out here on the west coast, while wearing an Ohio State hat.
The guy taking orders suddenly saw my hat and sneeringly said, "Hey! I'm from Ann Arbor!"
I said, "And look at where you're working!"
A few seconds later, I asked if he was out here for school, and he said "yes." I told him that it was good he got out of there early.