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Kalis Threats

K. Kalis will single handedly demolish OSU and the idiot fanbase. He is sooo scary. (tongue firmly implanted in cheek) Part one released 1/18/12. After reading about the apparent Kalis blood-letting of their beloved Bucks, OSU fans voiced their opinion of this loose lipped teenager. Part two issued the next day was vastly toned down which you can see if you continue on. Kalis figured it may not be in his best interests to suggest such an unfavorable demise of their rivals at the hands of one that has never played one single down of college football.

http://thisismichiganfootball.blogspot.com/2012/01/tremendous-makes-friends-with-kyle.html

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Is it Saturday Yet on 18 Jan 2012 - 9:55am #

Kyle: I was half listening, pretty much saying "uh-huh" the entire conversation. I was being respectful but in the back of my mind I just wanted it to end.

 

Well.  Srsly?  2 titles and you don't want to listen to what the guy has to say?  Glad they have him.

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sox33osu on 18 Jan 2012 - 9:56am #

After watching Kalis' film and Joey O'Connor's, the two really aren't that far apart. 

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bassplayer7770 on 18 Jan 2012 - 9:56am #

Seriously, Kyle, you're going to have your hands full the next few years...

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johnblairgobucks on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:05am #

classic Michigan Douche Bag. 

"There will be blood on the field Nov 27th, and it won't be mine."  ..... yeah pencil d!ck, it's gonna be your d-bag QB Deeenards blood, after John Simon blows you up and leaves Deeenard crumpled on the ground bleeding from his pie hole.

Michigan fans and players are pretty much all the same.

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buckeyeEddie27 on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:31am #

i cant wait for his post game interview when we destroy aacc this fall.   what a d-bag.

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

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buckeyeEddie27 on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:45am #

Whats he gonna do when he's not going up against highschool guys half his size that he can throw around?  I call that bold talk for someone who's yet to take a snap.   Dude's gonna get a dose of reality in his first B1G game.  

I know there's a game saturday, and my ass will be there.

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faux_maestro on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:53am #

I almost get the feeling that this isn't an actuall interview with a player but a dream scenerio made up by a Michigan basement dweller.

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ausmos on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:53am #

@Buckeyeeddie27: Dose of reality will come against Alabama (if he is even starting). I appreciate the bulletin board material though. I'm sure that will be brought up at WHAC all year.

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mshaf on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:56am #

Hope Urban has Woody`s mentality and makes the traitor sorry he didn`t choose Ohio State

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cplunk on 18 Jan 2012 - 11:05am #

The guy thinks Michigan will meet Notre Dame in the national championship. There isn't any need to comment; that makes fun of itself

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BrewstersMillions on 18 Jan 2012 - 12:47pm #

No I think he meant he will be hoisting Denard in the national championship the way Lewan hoisted Denard after the ND game.

This is one of those times where you just sort of sit and let the loudmouthed child make his empty threats and talk his game. Then you just kind of smile, comit it to memory and say "Ok". Then come November you blitz, bull, spin and juke your way around this kid.

He is but one of 5 people who will be asked to stop a horde of Buckeye defenders. He can talk all he wants. Mike Hart did a lot of that too.

We're coming for you Kyle. You're right. It won't be pretty.

4-6 seconds from point A to point B and when you get to point B, be pissed off

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JasonBuck on 18 Jan 2012 - 1:11pm #

This is only my second post on this site, I just read Kyle's interview on mgblog or whatever the site is.  All I can say is this kid is in for a RUDE awakening.  It'll make "The Game" soooo much more enjoyable when we beat him.  He's just angry he didn't get too hop on the Urban Train to the National Title (and I think he's a little mad his dad or whoever wasn't happy he went to scUM, lol) but what else can we expect from a irrational 18 year old.  Definitely doesn't shock me he's talking on this non-sense, heck when I was 18 I was in the Army, I thought I was 10 feet talll and bullet proof too (but it won't change the fact I'll be chuckling at his mis-fortunes for the next 4 years, lol).  GO BUCKS!

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bassplayer7770 on 18 Jan 2012 - 1:15pm #

Yeah, I'd prefer our players make their statements on the field.  The Game 2012 (and beyond) should be lots of fun...for us, of course...

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JasonBuck on 18 Jan 2012 - 1:28pm #

Agreed Bassplayer! 

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The People's Buckeye on 18 Jan 2012 - 1:43pm #

Kyle is already reminding me of Mike Hart. This is a good sign.

Class of 2012 - Rose Bowl 2010 Veteran - Sugar Bowl 2011 Veteran - Gator Bowl 2012 Veteran - Gator Bowl TaxSlayer Player

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TIMBUCK on 18 Jan 2012 - 3:22pm #

Isn't that game on the 24th?

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TIMBUCK on 18 Jan 2012 - 3:26pm #

It is! But I see the blog owner doctored his interview to change it from the 27th to the 24th. How intelligent, Mr. Kalis...

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Bucks43201 on 18 Jan 2012 - 4:09pm #

I can't wait to see Kalis get put on his a$$ and take a dirtnap via A.Wash, S. Pittman, Tommy Schutt, Spence or any combination of the our D-line.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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Bucks43201 on 18 Jan 2012 - 4:15pm #

RE: ''Sox33OSU": actually, according to the ESPiN 150 --- O'Connor is rated higher than the loudmouth from Lakewood....O'Connor is the #103 prospect overall in the country, and Ka-lis is #135.

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

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BuckPirate1981 on 18 Jan 2012 - 5:29pm #

I like how he (rightfully) disparages those who spoke ill against him after his decision: 

There are really a lot of stupid people out there. I'd get people telling me they wanted me to tear my ACL. 

But then goes on to say:

"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." 

Along with stating his dream scenario against the Bucks next November would be a "pancake on every play of the game, us putting up a ton of points on them and once again, a jersey drenched in red."

I understand that he is just a child wanting to look big and bad and tough and crazy (hence the Silence of the Lambs comments).  You have some insignificant U of M blog wanting more hits taking advantage of a child ready and willing to make comments that will draw people to their page (I honestly don't see an Mgoblog type site being this classless, even in jest - okay maybe not so classy).  Comments like this at OSU would mean there would be no "Part 2" to this interview, and likely shut down interviews in general for some time with this kid.  At the end of the day, its all in good fun, but I'm curious to see what Hoke thinks of this bulletin board material.  It's certainly cute.  Especially given what our defenses have done to actually proven UM OL's in the past, such as this | this | this | this ....

Blood on the field? Really? That's cute Kyle.  Way to put on your big boy pants.  You really intimidated the grown men you will be playing against (at guard, maybe) in the fall.  You know, the ones without all your slightly less intimidating baby fat.  Aww, don't you get scared now!  

On the bright side, woot woot, somebody has finally replaced Mike Hart on the maize and blue side line.  M!ch!g@n is back!!

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xtremebuckeye on 18 Jan 2012 - 8:01pm #

This year tsun has to come to Buckeye country and the way they keep mispronouncing Ohio State im pretty sure their going to end up at Ohio Bobcat's stadium. Kalis may get lucky and not even show up..

I'm not a Kalis fan but I cant beleive that people have threatend him.. thats taking it just abit too far. I think after all the smoke clears he'll be a sad kid on the outside looking in on something great that he could have been apart of and as alot of kids, have wished he'd listen to his parents

O H I O is the Buckeye State

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bassplayer7770 on 18 Jan 2012 - 8:47pm #

I agree any Buckeye fans who threatened Kalis should have kept their mouths shut, but let's also not forget that scUM fans made some very hateful remarks at Dunn when he confirmed his commitment to tOSU.

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xtremebuckeye on 18 Jan 2012 - 8:56pm #

I did not know that.. thats real crazy cause he isnt from there. But i guess when they get alot of their top players from Ohio it must feel like home to them

O H I O is the Buckeye State

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Hasbro on 18 Jan 2012 - 9:13pm #

"Kyle: I was half listening, pretty much saying "uh-huh" the entire conversation. I was being respectful but in the back of my mind I just wanted it to end."

Don't blame him; I've seen Hoke speak. He's pretty good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nhgfjrKi0o

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Geraffi on 18 Jan 2012 - 9:57pm #

Hasbro, there's also this eloquently worded speech from Hoke.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPxPSzz0LBY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Brilliant! How could any recruit resist?

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sox33osu on 18 Jan 2012 - 10:53pm #

@GERAFFI: I may need a new laptop, because I spit water all over the place laughing.

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VestedInterest on 18 Jan 2012 - 11:09pm #

This kid's an epic meme waiting to happen.

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southbymidwest on 19 Jan 2012 - 12:03am #

Ehh, he's an 18 year old kid who has been a big (ok, giant) fish in a small pond. He probably feels that he has to justify his decision to go to TSUN, and show that he's The Man. Whatever. I am anticipating Buckeye actions speaking louder than Kalis' words when they both meet on the field.

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faux_maestro on 19 Jan 2012 - 3:18am #

http://thisismichiganfootball.blogspot.com/2012/01/tremendous-makes-friends-with-kyle_18.html

 

Hail to those motherfuckers hail to those big cocksuckers hail hail to michigan the cesspool of the north....

 

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LouGroza on 19 Jan 2012 - 11:14am #

If dad was a pro player, he sure didn't inform his son in being media savvy (until part 2 which was toned down alot). This should make fine bulletin board material in the future. Seems to be trying to validate his decision to be at TSUN. Has got to lay awake at night wondering if it was a big mistake. Yes it was, by the way. Good luck otherwise.

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