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We Need a Fan Base Name This Year

By mastermiind -16 December 2011
33 Comments
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I remember Tressel's first year it was Tressel's Troopers or something equally cheesy. On this 16th day of December, the Year of Our Lord 2011, I (mastermiind) do submit that we shall henceforth be called Urban Meyer's Squires. All in favor say, "aye."

Northbrook on 16 Dec 2011 - 2:19pm #

Meyer's Minions

ThirdLegLouie on 16 Dec 2011 - 2:20pm #

nay

If you ain't a Silver Bullet, you're a target

BucksfanXC on 16 Dec 2011 - 2:56pm #

I can think of a few other terms for anyone who wants to be called by either of those names...

“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody

mastermiind on 16 Dec 2011 - 2:57pm #

Ok. Urban's Man Crushes?

hgvyt54trtfvt56

Buckeyejason on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:01pm #

That stuff is for the birds.

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:02pm #

How bout Urban's Turbans ? fans in even #'d seats wear scarlett turbans and fans in odd seats wear grey turbans.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:02pm #

I intend to call myself "A Buckeye Fan"

Buckeyejason on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:07pm #

You win this thread^

Let's stop dick riding the guy please. Half the people on here hated the guy and didn't want any part of him as an Ohio State coach..now people act like he's Jesus Christ (don't insert Tim Tebow Joke here).

Can we wait and see what he does after a year in Columbus before we call ourselves "The Urban Anythings"

Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.

mastermiind on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:03pm #

i think we've found a (politically incorrect) winner with the turban idea. somebody contact gene smith and let's see what we can do.

hgvyt54trtfvt56

mastermiind on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:04pm #

fyi- for everybody hating on this, i think you're missing the point of satire.

hgvyt54trtfvt56

mastermiind on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:09pm #

i've always been willing to sell blood, semen, and vital organs to have him as coach. his track record doesn't lie. that said, i have realistic expectations. it will probably take us 2 years to win a national championship instead of one : )

hgvyt54trtfvt56

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:11pm #

I would like to see Archie Griffin and Speilman wearing colored Turbans starting "The Wave". In a packed Horseshoe.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:20pm #

OK... if we really have to play this game, I support "Urbie's Furbies"

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:31pm #

if we went with "The Furbie Thing", We would miss seeing Gordon Gee in his bow tie sporting his Scarlett Gameday Turban. Kinda like the Great Carnack! We could get serious, copyright these and make $$$ selling them on Gameday.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:48pm #

John... maybe we can have the best of all worlds...

Northbrook on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:52pm #

LABUCKEYE, that made me blow a hoke bubble out my nose.

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:52pm #

Myer's Turbie Furbie's... Haha!!!!

funny stuff.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:55pm #

Glad to be of service, NORTHBROOK.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 3:57pm #

JOHNBLAIRGOBUCKS - That's Urbie's Turbie Furbies - EGG Edition.

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 4:02pm #

Look out Buckeye Guy and Big Nut. The 1st Urbie Turbie Furbie in Columbus is gonna be LEGENDARY!

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 4:15pm #

Herbie Furby? "... now with frosty tips!"

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 4:31pm #

Herbie Furby doing the whirling dervish

Denny on 16 Dec 2011 - 4:53pm #

LA, take a victory lap. You crushed it.

Taquitos.

BuckeyeSki on 16 Dec 2011 - 4:54pm #

Herbie Furby just won the entire internet

If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 5:25pm #

demanding a recount here! The Urbie Turbie Furbie comes across way tuffer than the Herbie Furbie, and doesn't come with the built in lovefest for things such as SEC speed, Pete Carroll, and after BCS Bowl Win Poll Dropping.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 5:28pm #

But Herbie Furby has frosty tips!

johnblairgobucks on 16 Dec 2011 - 5:37pm #

Gotta go with tuffness. If it involves Mr. Frosty Tips, it's gotta be The Herbinator.

LABuckeye on 16 Dec 2011 - 5:40pm #

Let's hope whatever we come up with, it is more successful than the Jim Bollman plush toy:

BuckNut1070 on 17 Dec 2011 - 4:41pm #

Urban Assault Division

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"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." ~Woody Hayes~

BuckNut1070 on 17 Dec 2011 - 4:45pm #

"The Urban-ators"

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"The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium." ~Woody Hayes~