Creative outlets: haikus!
"Nard Dog comin', yo" / Shazier will cut him down fast / Brady Hoke is fat
This could be the year / Senior class goes 0 and 8 / Mike Hart shrinks in shame
Let's see what you guys have.
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How 'bout: Urban is here soon / Bollman clean out your sh*t now / next year will be fun
This is your best shot. Beat the Bucks now if you can. Great again next year.
On Saturday in Ann Arbor | Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Maize and Blue | Wolverines lose again
I thought this was a good thread. Hate to see it die. Come on Buckeye poets!
I like what I hear/Urban will own Hokes Heroes soon enough/But now is Luke's time.
Life is like a haiku. Haiku's are easy. But sometimes it doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.
“Any time you give a man something he doesn't earn, you cheapen him. Our kids earn what they get, and that includes respect.” - Woody
Buckeyes are red, Wolverines are Blue, Jabba The Hoke is fat, and Jim Bollman too.
Run_Fido's favorite word is strawman.
Senior Bucks end strong
Our D is full of monsters
Braxton starts his streak
It takes just one Silver Bullet, to kill a Wolverine.
Vacuuming sucks hard
Not as hard as Ann Arbor's mouth
Slutbags come to town
vacuuming sucks
A lot of you don't know what a haiku is, huh?
Twenty Nine Twenty
Days Since Their Last Win Up North
Michigan Still Sucks!
The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
I Hate Michigan
Every Single Day of Life
I Don't Give a Damn.
The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
Maestro 'crushed it'.
Taquitos.
After the leaves fall
The Buckeyes must fight again
For a win up north
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
I can't speak the name
Of that cesspool to the north
Bucks will win again
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
Come on Senior class. You guys have been the biggest disapointment that I've seen in my 60+ years as a Buckeyes fan.Play just one game the way you were supposed to, when you came in as the #1 class in the land.If nothing else win this one for Coach Tress.Have one game you can hold your head up about for the rest of your life.You lose this game it will complete your legacy as the greatest underachievers in the history of TOSU football.Have a little pride,stomp THE WHORE one ladst time.
I wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then.
F--- _ichigan!
H two oh and four
Was on my Television
I laughed for ten days.
The Ohio State University, College of Arts & Sciences, Class of 2006
The Ohio State University Moritz College of Law, Class of 2009
I hate Michigan.
Wolverines suck donkey balls.
Eat it, Hoke. Eat it.
Real fans stay for Carmen.
vacuuming sucks
Maestro wins this thread
So why even continue?
Because Hoke sucks balls
Fan of bacon since 1981
Records set aside
One win can save the season
Worlds best rivalry
Hoke looks like Flounder
Shoelace throws like a drag queen
Worst colors ever
U of M sucks it
Why would anyone go there
Like a nasty rash
Brady Hoke is fat
Ohio banished the bum
Dropped him off up north
On Saturday in Ann Arbor
All of the tailgate food disappeared
Brady Hoke belches loudly
I hate Zack Novak
Desmond Howard is an ass
'Nard is made of glass
Maize is the color of corn.
Shazier brings the heat.
Shoelace gets popped.
"Don't put syrup on shit, and tell me it's pancakes"
No matter how sh*tty the tour is, it's always tough to leave.
5 7 5 is hard
When you are used to winning
Figure it out please
Geraffi's in 2nd, well done
ann arbor's a whore
jerry sandusky's a perv
kick their ass, Meyer!
"If an older woman nailing a younger man is a cougar, is a older man nailing a younger man a nittany lion?"
Hoke is a fat bum
I believe he wears diapers
And poops in his pants
I hate to point out the Maestro's 2nd line contains 8 syllables....
Will they beat Mich - again?
Fickell wants to end like Earle.
Tressel owned those clowns.
"There's a fine line between stupid, and....clever. David St. Hubbins/Nigel Tufnel
Maestro gets a pass
His last line was delightful
Shout-out to slutbags
Taquitos.
Sad Big House weeps tears.
The enemy is thrown down,
Our song of praise sung.
I am blushing now
More attention than Urban
Scott K is too sharp
vacuuming sucks
I prefer limerick...
An egg shaped eejit named Hoke
Tried to climb to the top of an oak
The result of it all was he took a hard fall
And ended up breaking his yolk
How about cinquain?
Michigan
Scum blue
Bow to Buckeyes
We hate fat Hoke
Losers
There once was a man named Hoke
Whose coaching career was a joke
He was too fat
'n smelled like shat
After playing "Ohio" did croak
I like the limericks
When Brady Hoke speaks,
Sounds like an asthma attack,
Please cough or something.
Geeky little scat back jack wagon filth
Rust belt pervert anal-pore scUM
Hoke has no penis
JammaRamma
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.
Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.