Here is my homage to EDSBS's parody of SNL's "Like a Boss." (These lines were written as Facebook status updates real-time as I watched today's game against Akron.)
Scoring touchdowns. Like a BAUS!
Handing off. Like a BAUS!
Fumblin' the ball. Like Rod Smith!
Completing passes. Like a BAUS!
Throwing TDs. Like a BAUS!
Scrambling well. Like a BAUS?!
Bustin' tackles. Carlos Hyde!
Pitchin' shutouts. Strong defense!
Hatin' Buckeyes. Like Mark May!
Catchin' touchdowns. Stoneburner!
Three-and-outs. Strong defense!
Awesome punting! Special teams!
Reversin' field. Like B.M.!
Sackin' QBs. Strong pass rush!
Droppin' passes. Like Rod Smith!
One-handed grab. Evan Spencer!
Fickell wins. Like a BOSS!