Just saw this story (posted today) on ESPN relating to fantasy football. Apparently the most "newsy" item they could think of for creating a hilarious fantasy football team name was "Terrelle Pryor's Tattoo Parlor". Seriously? The most topical thing you can think of is a kid who got a tattoo? Even the "Hurricane's Whorehouse" would be more relevant, though still low-hanging fruit.
http://espn.go.com/espnw/news-opinion/6908016/fantasy-football-10-draft-strategy-tips-follow
