Denard: Coach, for some reason I am not surprised that our first meeting is in a caferteria.
Guys at the table scream, "Would the michellan man please sit down in front, I am trying to find out who our next coach is!? Damn, his ass is bigger than that trash can"
Denard giggles.... (wondering to himself, the nipples on coach's man boobs are rock hard... good thing I am wearing a sweater.)
I'll start:
"No, I'm the quarterback, not cornerback"
-TomCollins
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"Good luck, where ever you end up, Denard."
Hoke: "Haaaaaaaaaaaaave you met my DB coach?"
...and looking back years later, Marcus would regret ordering the 3 day old tuna melt. ... sigh... he could have had the spicy italian sandwich.
I JUST STINK-PALMED COACH, Y'ALL!
Just remember Nard-Dawg, I eat the desserts around here.
If we shape the clip-board like it's a Heisman trophy, will you stay?
(simultaneously)
D-Rob: "Hey, you're that Brady guy!"
Hoke: "Hey, you're that braidy guy!"
Zing.
Ha ha ha, you're fat.
"It's just another case of there you are". ~ Doc (1918-2012)
Hey coach we got aluminum trash cans.
Taquitos.
Ahem... those are stainless steel.
/Michigan Man'd
Coach its me! Denard! Nooo...I was never on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air! Carlton? C'mon coach! I was the Heisman winner until week 5 rolled around!!!
If Denard Robinson isn't careful with spooning all that food into his mouth, he's going to end up lookin' like Whoopi Goldberg
Denard: Coach, for some reason I am not surprised that our first meeting is in a caferteria.
Guys at the table scream, "Would the michellan man please sit down in front, I am trying to find out who our next coach is!? Damn, his ass is bigger than that trash can"
Denard giggles.... (wondering to himself, the nipples on coach's man boobs are rock hard... good thing I am wearing a sweater.)
DERPnard: "Thanks for tying my shoelaces coach. Good luck here, but listen I really have to be going."
It was nice meeting you, but I'm taking my talents to South Beach.
Keep Calm and Ignore the Trolls.