Greetings, friends.  Ramblings come at you a day late because I felt like it.  A lot to ramble about this week.

Firstly, it's Michigan week.  Fuck Michigan.  Have you ever been to that shithole?  I went to a casino up there years back and I'm fairly certain that everyone there smokes, which is lame.  Why is it lame?  Well, because I've now gone over three weeks without one.  But still, Michigan is the cesspool of America.  The amount of smug that pollutes their air is unimaginable.

Jabrill Peppers is coming with bad intentions, or so we've heard.  What the fuck does that even mean?  It would be a bad intention to come to Columbus just to lose, which I assume he means.  He's a great player, sure, but how many great defensive players have ever gone without a goddamn interception?  He's probably the only one on the list.  How about a big old CLAP for Jabrill?  Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker. 

On an off topic note, I have my house listed for sale.  We had a showing the other night and the people requested a two hour window from 5-7.  Rare.  So here we were, driving around with two kids and two golden retrievers for two hours only to find that the people didn't leave until 7:37.  I know the exact time because I was fucking pissed.  They're coming back today for a day time view.  There better be a goddamn offer on the table.

Finally, besides being Michigan week, it's Thanksgiving.  My family and I have decided to prepare some grab and go meals for our local police department here in Maryland.  Pilgrims don't have shit on the YTown fam.  Seriously though, be thankful for all that we have as Americans, as Buckeyes, and as humans in an entirely uncertain and crazy world.  Eat your turkey, drink your beers, watch your football and hopefully, try and find a way to give back when possible.

Speaking of beers, we can officially state that Great Lakes Christmas Ale is you beer of the week.  Drink up, assholes, and get that shit on draft with some sugar on the rim.