So, I've literally never heard a single smart or cogent sentence come out of Bayless's mouth. He seems to exist simply to make stupid predictions, talk out of his ass about sports he barely seems to research, and come out with strong, often unfounded opinions about certain popular athletes (both positive and negative).
To top it off, he doesn't really seem to be all that popular with sports fans. So I guess my question is this: does anyone really like the guy? Is his having steady employment some kind of sinister conspiracy to eventually make him our puppet overlord when the space-octopi arrive?