We've reached the midway point of the CFB season and it's time to hand out the mid-season YTOWN awards.  What is a YTOWN award you ask?  Well, it's an extremely irrelevant award system for really stupid things about the CFB season, and some legit ones, too.  With that, let's get started.

Tight Butthole Award: The Tight Butthole goes to the closest upset without happening.  Thus, the fan base of a major program that almost gets upset has the tightest butthole.  Nominees: Tennessee v. App State, Clemson v. NC State, Clemson v. Troy.

And the YTOWN goes to...Tennessee v. App State.  Not only was Tennessee highly touted to start the season, they had to have had the tightest buttholes ever when Josh Dobbs fumbled after getting jacked in the end zone.  Simply put, Tennessee is shit and should have lost this game.

Biggest Clusterfuck: The Biggest Clusterfuck goes to a team with high expectation that has literally shit its pants as the season has worn on.  Nominees: Notre Dame, Michigan State, LSU.

And the YTOWN goes to...Notre Dame AND Michigan State.  Not only did these two pathetic excuses for a team play each other, but MSU nearly blew a massive lead to a dog shit ND team.  ND also lost at home to Duke and MSU just gave up 50+ to Nerdwestern.  Seriously, these teams are shit and were in the Top 10 this season.

Who is this fuckin' guy?: This award goes to a player who fell from the heavens somehow and has clearly mindfucked everyone.  Nominees: Lamar Jackson, Jalen Hurts, Malik Hooker.

And the YTOWN goes to...Jalen Hurts.  Seriously, this dude was, like, third on the depth chart in week one.  Not only that, but Saban is a giant piece of shit who typically wouldn't play a true frosh unless he had to.  Well, he had to and Hurts is now mindfucking everyone.

Dickhead of the Year: DOY goes to the biggest dickhead in CFB, and that award annually belongs to Nick Saban.  No explanation needed.

AP Poll WTF!? Award: This one goes to a team or conference who is getting a hell of a lot more in the poll than could possibly ever be warranted.  Nominees: SEC, SEC, SEC.

And the YTOWN goes to...the SEC.  Seriously; LSU!?  Auburn!?  Ole Miss!?  Get the fuck out of here with this garbage.  LSU is shit.  Auburn is shit and barely beat shit LSU.  Ole Miss is awful.  The SEC ain't good this year AP, get the fuck over it.

Kirk Ferentz Coach of the Year Award:  This one goes to a coach who is having a decent season and someone is voted as the best in their conference.  Nominees: Kirk Ferentz, Bert Beliema, Brian Kelly.

And the YTOWN goes to...Bert.  Bert might go 8-4 playing the SEC West.  Big fuckin' whoop.  But it will be enough for him to win some COY award and we'll all be staring at each other, scratching our heads, and talking about how much better Paul Chryst is.

Go Home, You're Drunk Award: This one goes to a coach who just doesn't get it.  And no one fits that mold more than Les Miles.  Yes, Les, you failed to adapt because you were either shitfaced drunk, or just too stupid to notice the change in the CFB landscape.  Either way, go home, you're drunk.

So that does it for the mid-season YTOWNs.  Stay tuned at the end of the season for the real awards.  Nominations will be accepted during CCG week.