No, this is not a variation of a flatulence thread even though the body part remains the same. Twitter user @RubrChickens has created a power rankings system of SEC teams based on how butt they are. For what I think is an unnecessary clarification: this is satire. His week 2 rankings:
Is the SEC butt? Week 2 rankings. pic.twitter.com/bNXet0pq6X
— TRC (@RubrChickens) September 11, 2016
His Alabama comment "Saban thinks they're butt if that means anything" is the most apt description of what Saban thinks of his team.
Missouri... just butt.
He recently created his week 3 power rankings, as well.
Is the SEC butt? Your week 3 rankings! pic.twitter.com/PqsCbVaTIR
— TRC (@RubrChickens) September 20, 2016
Henceforth, Gus Malzahn shall now only be known as Gus Butt. The Butt Bowl should be a great showdown this weekend. If we are lucky, we may even be able to watch the Purdue SEC Butt Bowl with Danny Etling (LSU QB and Purdue transfer who replaced Brandon Harris) and Florida QB Austin Appleby. What a time to be alive.
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