On this 31st day of March in the year 2015 at five minutes past the sixteenth hour, I, BGSUBucksFan, hereby lay claim to the inevitable wittyness that will occur when the Badgers of Wisconsin find themselves as no longer scoreless in their bout against the Wildcats of Kentucky.
I imagine it will go something like:
"There you have it, folks. After nearly 4 months, the @UWBadgers have finally scored their first points in Indianapolis."