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How Does Alabama Get Away With Paying Their Athletes?

MordenoftheSith's picture
August 14, 2014 at 12:59pm
28 Comments

I have FINALLY figured out the answer to this question!

Haim Saban created a mega-empire when The Mighty Morphing Power Rangers were introduced in the early 1990s.

Nick Saban is paying his players through his cousin's corporation, SABAN Capital Group, using future movie and TV revenue deals involving The Power Rangers brand!

It's so obvious, I can't believe nobody has noticed it before now.

Oyster's picture

Been hitting the Bantha blaster's a bit early today, don't you think?

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MordenoftheSith's picture

It's not my fault your shell is so grimy you can't see the truth when it is in front of you...

If you only knew the POWER of the Dark Side.

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Oyster's picture

I have no idea what that means but I appreciate the use of the sarcasm dots.

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Buckeyebrowny919's picture

Oyster... shell....duuuuhhh

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

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Oyster's picture

Thanks.  Sometimes it's hard to keep up with him.  The whole ((Dark Side)) thing and all.

Pro Tip:  This is an excellent example of the new snide font. 

GoBucks713's picture

Maybe Morden has been hitting the bluntman and chronic lightsaber bong too hard lately? 

Snoogins

Snoogins 

-The Aristocrats!

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Rob Reese's picture

lol^

If you need italics to understand or imply sarcasm, then you're doing it wrong.

Hovenaut's picture

Obligatory ViewAskewniverse upvote.

Someone has offer another for the use of "snoogins".

Hate Week runneth over

GoBucks713's picture

Thanks Hove, but in my mind it truly was the only logical comment to make.

tell them how it is Randall

-The Aristocrats!

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OSUStu's picture

Bama, "This is for Brodie."

If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them.  ~ Bruce Lee

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WezBuck28's picture

Nobody in the SEC pays their players..what ever do you mean!?!? <-----sarcasm

ponder10's picture

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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BUCKI06's picture

"As long as we're keeping score, we're gonna try to win this thing." - UFM

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GoBucks713's picture

I always thought it was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, but who am I to judge, I just found out Gwen Stefani was saying "Holla Back Girl" and not "Harlem Black Girl" which now makes much more sense in my head.

-The Aristocrats!

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ponder10's picture

I always thought Eddie Money was saying "just like radishes" not "just like Ronnie sang".

But I was 5 when that song was released.

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

My ex swore up and down that "Like a G6" was "Like a cheesestick"

Swear to God I actually had to take part in this conversation...my IQ dropped by 50

UFM_Renewal

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jamesrbrown322's picture

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." - Winston Churchill

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ponder10's picture

“In the end we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.” ~ Baba Dioum

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BierStube's picture

"No matter where you go, there you are." B. Banzai

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OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Drunk post for sure....strangely I'm not drunk but still agree with everything

Whats that say about me?

UFM_Renewal

Rob Reese's picture

If you need italics to understand or imply sarcasm, then you're doing it wrong.

OSU_1992_UFM's picture

Damn now I'm aroused

UFM_Renewal

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BassDropper's picture

Speaking of Bama...did BamaMike make the site transition? 

DIRECTIONER

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What Would Troy Smith Do's picture

Whatever did happen to him?

Earle's picture

BamaMike was one of 9Route's multiple personalities, as was his girl, BuckeyeBeth.

Just say no to italics abuse.