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Aaron "God Beast" Craft has found and destroyed....Man Bear Pig!

A little warm up for tomorrow's championship game. Aaron Craft is a God Beast and deserves a tribute of epic proportions! We have sat idly by while the nation praises other point guards in the B1G, namely Trey Burke and Yogi Ferrell, at the same time ridicule and point out the short comings of the red cheeked avenger! Not only does this guy own the previously mentioned players (All hail God Beast!), but he also has become just the offensive scorer that they are touted to be. The only difference is, they were WOWing the nation early in the season. Mr. Craft (All hail God Beast) was only locking down opponents all season only to start picking up his offensive play late in the season when the going gets tough. He has had two 20 point games in the past 3 games. He has allowed Shannon Scott to flourish by becoming a lockdown defender at the point and what does he do?, take on the toughest assignment and shuts them down! (He owned Harris late in the second half, Harris disappeared)

So I ask of you fellow God Beast worshipers (nothing blasphemous here, just in jest) to not only give a "Chuck Norris" one liner, I ask of you to tell a tail of how you once saw The God Beast perform his miraculous work. but do not try to define The God Beast because he can not be defined. His likeness shall never be revealed except only in the form of a bobblehead! (All hail God Beast!)

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gumtape on 16 Mar 2013 - 10:47pm #

Here come the Aaron Craft man-crush articles. First from SI.com (from theguy who says that TTUN is the most hated team in the big ten:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/-college-basketball-mens-tournament/news/20130316/ohio-state-wisconsin-big-ten/?sct=hp_wr_a1&eref=sihp

and another from the four letter network:

http://espn.go.com/blog/collegebasketballnation/post/_/id/79837/aaron-craft-the-scorer-emerges-in-win

 

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Buckeye Beast on 16 Mar 2013 - 10:50pm #

This was not only very funny, but I was also reminded of a story where the god beast in question was kicked out of France for killing a bear. Supposedly he gave the bear to Napoleon as a gift before he killed it so technically it was Napoleon's bear. And if you consider that Napoleon was alive in the early 1800's, one must assume that god beast must have bulit a time machine in order to have done this, witch no doubt makes it even more impressive.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere, & Michigan still sucks

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ATXbucknut on 16 Mar 2013 - 11:15pm #

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urbanmdg on 17 Mar 2013 - 7:49am #

I think its time to dedicate a Photoshop Phriday to Arron Craft! It would be hysterical!

Go Buckeyes

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Squirrel Master on 17 Mar 2013 - 1:15pm #

I second that! It was great to start with coach Coombs, but Craft has to be next. 


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RedStorm45 on 17 Mar 2013 - 10:26am #

Craft scored or assisted on 27 of the 33 second half points.

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tdible2132 on 17 Mar 2013 - 10:29am #

It's still hard for me to wrap my head around the fact that I played against Craft when I was 8-10 years old. And he was every bit as good then lol

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Squirrel Master on 17 Mar 2013 - 1:21pm #

wait, how old was he when you played against him? You older or younger?

I can see him being the same player he was when he was younger. That aggressive behavior is natural. 


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