Phake Photoshop Phriday: 2nd Edition - Shark Molestation

The powers that be didn't oblige my request to Photoshop Phriday that guy Jim McElwain getting phreaky with a shark, which was probably a wise move. So, I consider that photo phair game. The other reference I found to Phake Photoshop Phriday (OSU_ALUM_05) ironically enough included Bert Bielema, but more on that later.

Children, avert your eyes, else be witness to the most dominant mammal on the planet making jaws his mermaid.

Let's see your best effort. And please keep it clean as clean as the source photo. I now release the phollowing into the wild...