Depending on how old you are, an introduction to the brilliance of Sir Michael Caine will vary. A long and storied career that dates back to the 50's from TV to movies. Please join me in wishing Sir Micheal Caine a Happy Birthday and to realize "Dude was in that movie too?" the rest of today 

here is a link to his website http://www.michaelcaine.com/

and here is everything I typed in the opening salvo in cockney 

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