Is anyone else's kid constantly flipping water bottles to see if they land upright? When the hell did this become a thing? More importantly, why?  I'm a child of the 80s and I'm sure I did some pretty useless shit as a kid, but I cannot think of anything nearly as pointless as flipping water bottles. Maybe collecting Garbage Pail Kids, but that's about it. Fat laces were pretty dumb too. I'm not usually one to hyperbolize about future generations being lousy, but I'm pretty sure we're all doomed.  Now if you'll excuse me, I see some kids hovering around my lawn who look like they need to get yelled at.