What celebrity could you beat up?

#Offseason

I saw this on a Fark forum thread the other day & it made me wonder how tough the 11w community (thinks it) is.

Simple rules: name any celebrity that you think you could take in a 1-on-1 fight.

Personally, I think I could take Jonah Hill (fat or skinny).

Bonus: use Haiku

Jet Li is so small

Fists will fly with blazing speed

Earle won't stand a chance

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