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Soccer (and an opinion)

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July 14, 2016 at 1:25pm
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1.) The fake injuries.

2.) The stuff the little medic guys spray on the fake injuries while the guy with the fake injury is rolling around on the ground being fake injured.

3.) Let's say you can bench 4 plates for reps.  Congratulations, you are a FREAKING STRONG human being.  This does you absolutely no good on the pitch.

4.) Speaking of pitch - "pitch."  Whack.

5.) Football player, basketball player, baseball player, hockey player, soccer player.  Which of these is most likely to have a ponytail?

6.) The goalies wear different uniforms than the rest of the team.

7.) Euros love it.  That says something.

8.) You can win 0-0.  (I know, lame soccer version of overtime.  But the score is still 0-0 officially isn't it?  Whack.)

 

I put this in the Anything Else category instead of Other Sports.  That's how much soccer sucks.

MOD EDIT - Improved that title, you'll never guess what happens next.

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