A friend just sent me this article and I can't stop laughing. The reasons are pretty comical so I thought it was worth a share. Perhaps she was just hoping to make it on 11W... Success!
1. We don't love our school just because we have a famous football team. - Yes my attending THE Ohio State University had nothing to do with rankings, resources, etc...
2. "THE" Ohio State University... are you kidding? - What does "THE" in a name have to do with anything?
3. We aren't in the middle of a huge, busy, crowded city. - And?
4. We're a cute little college town. - Wouldn't this fall under your reasoning for #3? Oh and we have cute dinners in Columbus... Cute diners as well.
5. You can easily find a way to stand out at OU. - O-H, and pretty sure size offers a larger variety.
6. Everyone is so much more welcoming! - I-O, and hard to find a party at OSU?
7. We are a FAMILY. - O-H
https://www.theodysseyonline.com/why-ou-is-way-better-than-osu
TL;DR - Fear and loathing at OU