I am sorry to post another Michigan thread in beautiful 11W land but this is too bizarre. Apparently Michigan RB Drake Johnson was run over by a forklift while stretching. Rumors are that Drake had headphones in and the forklift had something that was obstructing vision (hello OSHA!).
Hopefully the kid is okay and it was just a weird scrape but I picture it like the steamroller scene in Austin Powers. What in the hail is going on up there!?