We attended a function for my wife's family this morning that culminated in a "surprise" for the kids.  What kind of a surprise results in a forum topic?  The kind that requires food, water, cage cleanings etc.  That's right friends my daughter was given this....

Both dogs have tried to eat it and the cat is plotting its demise.  My 5 year old is being unreasonable and refuses to let me release it in the woods to be with its family.  Besides being useless, its demon red eyes are creeping me out.