With Valentines Day quickly approaching like a plague of locusts...I unfortunately find myself deficient of a lady friend willing to perform oral pleasure without payment. Hence, I'm forced to reminisce about the past while going solo/lefty. As a result of my daily two and a half to three minute introspection, memories that I thought I had repressed from my angst years have come back to taunt me like the jackass guy from Happy Gilmore.
For example, I completely forgot about this track and the girl associated with it until I recently heard a new version a few days ago. In my defense...I smoked a lot of really bad weed and drank almost twice Bert Bielema's weight in cheap liquor per year back then.
Original version with lyrics