Ok, this might epitomize an Off-Season thread and I apologize in advance.
I just walked into one of my customers office to drop off an invitation to a party our company is having. The gal(nice looking) at the counter had her back to me as I walked up. She went on her tip toes and let a fantastic fart fly. Needless to say she lost it with embarrassment when I said nice work in response.
I thought it was hilarious and eventually made her feel a bit at ease before I left. Wonder if she will come to the party.
Ok, anyone else have a fart story?