Ok, this might epitomize an Off-Season thread and I apologize in advance.  

I just walked into one of my customers office to drop off an invitation to a party our company is having.  The gal(nice looking) at the counter had her back to me as I walked up.  She went on her tip toes and let a fantastic fart fly.  Needless to say she lost it with embarrassment when I said nice work in response.  

I thought it was hilarious and eventually made her feel a bit at ease before I left.  Wonder if she will come to the party.

Ok, anyone else have a fart story?