Alright guys. It's the first week of class, and I'm currently sitting in Schoenbaum 105 listening to a professor read a syllabus. I'll be in this same chair until 6:15. I am bored. So, entertain me.

What are your favorite college stories? It doesn't have to be from Ohio State, but I might empathize a little with you if it is. 

Seeing as I'll be here at least two more years (emphasis on the at least), I won't share mine. But I will tell you there are indeed 9 miles of tunnels under the oval. It's not a myth. 

Let's see what you got.