As the offseason draws to a close and kids start returning to school, I thought it might be kind of fun(ny) to hand out some superlatives for members of this site. This is meant to be light-hearted and funny. Please no malicious comments. I'll get the ball rolling:

Most likely to be the next staff member: Remy.

Least likely to post a negative or controversial comment: Seattle Linga.

Most likely to end up in jail on this site and in real life: DrewBuckeye.

Most likely to use the word dude(s) in a comment: BeatTTUN.

Most likely to post a lame forum topic: Potatodigger. (I thought I'd beat you all to the punch.)