Started reading my September issue of Popular Mechanics. Page 10 includes a calendar for September. The text for September 3, accompanied by a small photo of a football player wearing piss-yellow pants,  reads: "College football season gets underway tonight with the University of []ichigan in a cupcake game against Utah." 

Well, in view of their 26-10 victory over the Wolverweenies last year, Utah may indeed consider it a cupcake game, but I expect a closer game this year. Obviously, I don't read Popular Mechanics to be informed about college football; but, still, this blather is a hit to their credibility.

Now, my faith in Popular Mechanics is shaken. How can I follow their advice, with a power tool in my hand, and expect to finish the job with both thumbs?