SBNation did a little article today in which they assigned every US president to a college football program. There was only one little problem: Everyone's favorite Marionaire, Warren G. Harding, was assigned to SMU.

Warren G. Harding. Beloved criminal with absolutely no talents besides being handsome, charming, and prone to corruption and infidelity. SMU

A Marion man repping for a school in Texas? Dems fightin words if you ask me. I figured with our very own DJ Byrnes being the last disciple of Warren G's #RowdyBoyzClub he would want to give his #SubwayFreshTake...

Oh, Ohio State got Barack Obama for this reason btw (NO POLITICS PEOPLE)

Barack Obama. Blows up people with illegal robots. Cardale Jones is basically an illegal robot, right? OHIO STATE